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# The Fugvengers
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugvengers/
- Published: 2011-06-09T15:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-08T21:39:42.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Scarlett Johansson

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/scarlettjohansson_115245275.jpg)

This dress sort of does nothing for me -- it's not super flattering, and the flapping ruffle feels droopy. It's like the elves played a prank on Santa's summer mustache.

## Scarlett Johansson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/scarlettjohansson115250164.jpg)

ScarJo also looks sort of tired and rough around the edges. I don't mind her with the red hair, in general (I know it's for her *Avengers* role), but this iteration of it isn't the best -- and seriously, that is one unkempt updo.

## Scarlett Johansson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/scarlettjohansson_115247103.jpg)

Nope, doesn't work from the side, either -- and I can't tell if maybe it's ACTUALLY windblown or faux-windblown, to which I say: Who WANTS their hair to look greasy and frizzy? It's why I think convertibles are highly overrated.

## Scarlett Johansson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/scarlettjohansson_115246232.jpg)

But I do know this: Whatever family of robins has nested in here is going to be very, very happy with all the celeb gossip it gets.

## Scarlett Johansson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/115250156.jpg)

Oh, ScarJ. Pull it together! You've got the face, and it was free -- now just try to get the rest of it to come back together. Somewhere, Ryan Reynolds is thinking, "This is a GREAT advertisement for the beautifying powers of my wang..."

[The FugvengersWhat is up with Scarlett Johansson? Lainey over at LaineyGossip thinks Sean Penn is sucking the hot right out of her, and I'm inclined to agree -- just looking at him makes me tired, so I can only imagine what it's like to bunk with him and, like, share his groceries. Both euphemistically and otherwise. I am especially concerned as to why she can't manage her hair lately. That thing has more flyaways than an airport.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/scarlettjohansson_115245275.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-fugvengers-06-2011/)