NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Keri Russell attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
I appreciate trying to mix high and low, and tailored and loose, but... those pants might be too much low. Even though I'm also sure they secretly cost like $800. (And is it just me, or does Keri's face look unusually... kind of dirty? Bad bronzer accident or something?)
Matthew Rhys
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actor Matthew Rhys attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Did he and Keri decide in TANDEM to do jeans with fancy suit jackets?
Sarah Paulson
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Sarah Paulson attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
That is some great makeup. But I went on the journey the stitching on her dress invited me to take, and I have NO IDEA where it ended up or what any of it meant.
Holly Taylor
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Holly Taylor attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Keri Russell maybe should have worn this.
Kether Donohue
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Kether Donohue attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Well played, milady.
Aya Cash
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Aya Cash attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Whereas this feels like what members of a survivalist cult wear when they're on kitchen duty.
Aisha Tyler
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Aisha Tyler attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
I like her brogues.
Jean Smart
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Jean Smart attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Jean gives everything panache.
Rachel Keller
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Rachel Keller attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Hmm. (She is on Legion, and was on Fargo season 2, by the way.) This is... she looks comfortable, but the dress looks like Laleina Pierce for Kohl's.
Jessica Walter
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actress Jessica Walter attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
She looks great. This was a bowling event, I think, so I ASSUME she wore the clogs because she knew she'd be slipping into something rented once she got inside.
Edgar Ramirez and Darren Criss
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actors Edgar Ramirez (L) and Darren Criss attend FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Edgar looks fine, but is Darren's shirt navy, with a patterned black suit? I don't like that combo. It makes the whole thing seem muddy.
Noah Hawley
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Television writer Noah Hawley attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
Some of this seems... tight.
Malcolm Mays
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actor/Filmmaker Malcolm Mays attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
ALL of this seems tight.
David Thewlis
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 06: Actor David Thewlis attends FX Network 2017 All-Star Upfront at SVA Theater on April 6, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Ben Gabbe/Getty Images)
I thought you might want to check in with Professor Lupin.
