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# The Girl With the Dragon Fug: Rooney Mara in Chanel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-girl-with-the-dragon-fug-rooney-mara-in-chanel-12-2015/
- Published: 2015-12-03T18:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2015-12-03T06:20:27.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

I really, really want Karl Lagerfeld to call me and explain his current brand messaging vis a vis the celebrity styling they're doing over at Chanel this week:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/12/ffn_chanel_show_chp_120215_51920528.jpg "Chanel Metiers d'Art 2015/16 Fashion Show")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/the-girl-with-the-dragon-fug-rooney-mara-in-chanel-12-2015/chanel-metiers-dart-201516-fashion-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Obviously, this phone call would -- I assume -- a lot of him berating me, ideally in German, but then we'd bond over a shared love of Diet Coke and eventually I'd learn that the magic equation at Chanel right now is BALLERINA + REGRET = FASHION. (Even worse is the fact that[ this dress was a bold blue when it went down the runway](https://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2015/12/02/rooney-mara-in-chanel-couture-chanel-metiers-dart-201516-fashion-show/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). CHOOSE COLOR, ROONEY.)

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