Rooney Mara

This is so heavy. She looks burdened by material. Jumpsuits are apparently here to stay (although not in my closet, unless I become a paratrooper), so I'd have liked to see this without the bulky extra jacket, and properly hemmed. Also, can I just say again, WHY does it always have to be black and white with this girl? I know she's tired, but nothing perks you up like a hit of color. It's caffeine for your outsides.

Rooney Mara

And the fitted pant and ruffled shirt are an interesting idea, but those are TOO fitted -- they're so bunchy I could play them with a guitar pick -- and the top's sleeves are also too tight. I wonder if there is any mixing and matching of proportions between these two outfits that could have made them make better sense... Although conceptually, again, I'm all right with this. It's just that both pieces look like they shrank. Maybe they DID. She IS probably tired, after all. Sometimes things get chucked into the wrong laundry pile.

Rooney Mara

This might actually be really pretty, but I'm super distracted by the fact that she's one wrong step away from runaway genitals.

The Girl With The Fuggin' Tattoo

Someone noted in the comments yesterday that Rooney Mara must be tired. And it's true. She jetted out to Japan after the Globes, then back for Santa Barbara, then to Indianapolis for the Super Bowl, then BACK to California for the Oscars luncheon yesterday. And that doesn't even account for the fact that she apparently has two movies in pre-production, so it's entirely possible she's being trotted out to audition people or do table reads or fittings or whatever people in pre-production do. The girl needs a spa weekend, is what I'm saying. Preferably one where nobody will come up to her and ask her if it's TRUE that she got lots of piercings, and is the tattoo REAL, and what was it LIKE dying her HAIR!!! Nobody wants to feel like they're on vacation with E! News. [Photos: Getty]