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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13479599q) Janelle Monae 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' film premiere, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

This feels like a cousin to Noomi Rapace's recent outfit, which was by Robert Wun -- who is also behind Tracee Ellis Ross's recent pleats. This outfit also seems to be in a video on the designer's instagram, so I'm going to call it as his. Sculptural + pleats is drama I can get behind, but am I nuts, or does Janelle's makeup not quite meet the moment?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13479599w) Janelle Monae, Daniel Craig 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' film premiere, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

Janelle is SHOCKED by this implication, SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

with Daniel Craig, Kate Hudson, Ed Norton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13479599am) Kate Hudson, Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, Janelle Monae 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' film premiere, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

Daniel Craig is ALSO STARTLED by my impudence.

Kate Hudson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13479599af) Kate Hudson 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' film premiere, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

You can see Kate's waist tie better in the previous photo. I don't know how much I like it being in the front? But I love the sparkles, and the lilac is interesting. This is fun.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13479471e) Kate Hudson attends 'Glass Onion' Photocall at the Villamagna Hotel on October 19, 2022 in Madrid, Spain. 'Glass Onion' Photocall, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

Earlier in the day, she popped out in a green suit, and one maddening thing is that it's different colors in different photos and I can't tell which one best represents its actual shade. There's this one...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Atilano Garcia/SOPA Images/Shutterstock (13478955w) Actress Kate Hudson attends the "Puñales Por La Espalda: El Misterio De Glass Onion" photocall at the Rosewood Villa Magna Hotel in Madrid. 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' photocall, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

... this VERY hot green...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13479471b) Kate Hudson attends 'Glass Onion' Photocall at the Villamagna Hotel on October 19, 2022 in Madrid, Spain. 'Glass Onion' Photocall, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

... and then this in-between shade. I'm GUESSING this one is the closest? I like the suit regardless, but I want to know what I'm co-signing! Also, this backdrop makes me laugh. You know when you go to a tourist attraction like, say, the Space Needle, and right when you enter, they take your photo in front of a green screen and then try to charge you a fortune for "a photo in front of the view"? That's what this looks like.

Janelle Monae

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13478595k) Janelle Monae 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' photocall, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

I love how hard Janelle Monae works to pose in these things, but it's not solving the puzzle of this dress for me. It's such a mish-mash. It needed two fewer ideas. (Also, this makeup would have worked better with the other outfit.)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by R SMITH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13478785y) Daniel Craig. Janelle Monae, Edward Norton, Kate Hudson 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' photocall, Madrid, Spain - 19 Oct 2022

She may not agree with me, but that's okay.

Janelle Monae Is In Bloom
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