Janelle Monae in Iris Van Herpen

This is what you'd get if you invited Iris Van Herpen to your bridal shower and handed her a roll of toilet paper. It would be the most elaborate sculpture of twisted-and-teased Charmin, but... it'd still be Charmin. Does twisting count as squeezing the Charmin?Because we know the rules about that.

'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' premiere, Toronto International Film Festival, Canada - 10 Sep 2022

I appreciate that she had a blast in it, though. She posed the heck out of it all night and even made a big on-stage entrance. I wish I liked the dress better. It's Iris at her most fatigued.

Daniel Craig

Well, his name IS Benoit Blanc, and this is... very very very pale... lavender? Blue? Well. It's white-with-a-plot-twist, which feels apt.

Kathryn Hahn in Maison Rabih Kayrouz

That looks stiff and maybe a little warm.

Kate Hudson in Carolina Herrera

I don't like the boob seams on here, as you know -- this is my brand -- but the rest of it is lively and she's looking at me like she has a secret. ARE YOU THE KILLER, KATE?

Shauna Robertson and Ed Norton

I don't know if that's a nod to Letterkenny, or hockey slang, or both, etc. This kinda feels like he Googled, "Going to Canada what are some canadian things to wear."

Jessica Henwick in Fendi

Minus ten points for her losing circulation to her chest.

Nicollette Robinson in Bazza Alzouman, and Leslie Odom Jr. in Kenzo

Leslie looks very dapper. Between this and Poirot, is his new niche Murder Mysteries With Famous Ensembles? I enjoy the idea of him becoming a mainstay in those. Let's make a few more. (Nicollette's dress... needs work. This is a rough draft.)

"But they are OUT of TOILET PAPER in the BATHROOMS. HELP!!!!!"

Everyone Says The Glass Onion Is Fantastic

That's the Knives Out sequel.