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# Oscars 2026: The Good News Is Now Timothee Chalamet Will Probably Have Better Hair When He Wins an Oscar
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-good-news-is-now-timothee-chalamet-will-probably-have-better-hair-when-he-wins-an-oscar-03-2026/
- Published: 2026-03-16T13:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2026-03-16T07:01:24.000Z
- Description: And everyone else wearing white!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2026 Oscars, Armani, Bibhu Mohapatra, Givenchy, John Galliano, Louis Vuitton, Monique Lhuillier, Prada, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31, Ariana Greenblatt, Gwyneth Paltrow, Keltie Knight, Tamron Hall, Tig Notaro

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For the last three weeks, Timothée Chalamet has been making faces that look like he's been trying desperately to regrow his traditional glorious mane. The good news is that when he does eventually win an Oscar -- more than likely -- he will probably have it back. For the pics! Also within: Goop makes her return to the Oscars stage. Was it triumphant? Plus: Emma Stone, a beautiful (if predictable) fairy tale moment on Elle Fanning, one beautiful tux, and a casting brainwave.

###### \[Photos: Myung J. Chun / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images, Arturo Holmes/Getty Images, Frazer Harrison/WireImage, Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images, JC Olivera/WWD via Getty Images, ANGELA WEISS / AFP via Getty Images, Julian Hamilton/Getty Images, Gilbert Flores/Penske Media via Getty Images, Kevin Mazur/Getty Images\]