Jared Leto in Gucci

I look forward to what will surely be a rousing rendition of Ya Got Trouble from Jared, in what critics will call THE MOST VIBRANT REVIVIAL OF THE MUSIC MAN EVER.

Courtney Love

This is a classic Courtney Love look, harkening back to the days when she showed up places to promote, say, The People v. Larry Flynt and we were all like WHAT SHE LOOKS GREAT THIS IS AMAZING. (That's a compliment.)

Jourdan Dunn in Jean Paul Gaultier

She is stunning.

Anna Friel in Dhela

Sure! This works! We can roll with this!

Jaden Smith

I just spent a LONG time trying to figure out if Jaden looks more like Will or Jada and I think he looks very much like both.

Natalie Dormer

I need to know more about that bag.

Adwoa Aboa in custom Boss

I need to know more about her jewelry.

Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin, Noah Schnapp

Very dapper, boys!

Poppy Delevingne in Reem Acra

This is a bit over the top. She looks like she just crawled out of a sea anemone orgy.

Eve

I mostly want more intel on that bomber jacket.

Selah Marley in Boss

"Why are so many of these women wearing Boss?" I wondered, and then I realized that Boss was a sponsor. Regardless: The suits her.

Annabelle Wallis in Chanel

This is what Wallis Simpson would wear in a Las Vegas revue about Edward VIII's abdication.

Tinie Tempah in Dolce and Gabbana

This is very dashing.

Erin O'Connor in Emilia Wickstead

I wish I had this for my own self. And I shall wear it everywhere.

Charli XCX

Shockingly reasonable from Charli.

Rita Ora

And this LOOKS vaguely reasonable. I mean, vaguely. For Rita Ora. But guess what? IT'S NOT.

Rita Ora

It's REALLY not. PANTS SHOULD NOT DO THIS TO YOU.

Look at All These People at the GQ Men of the Year Awards!

Obviously, Jared Leto went ALL OUT.