Janelle Monae

This is basically exactly right. Her lipstick matches her jacket lining! That is the kind of precision we've come to expect from Janelle Monae.

Ciara

This ALSO feels exactly right, but... less happily.

Ashley Graham

This looks like a poorly disguised torture chamber.

Rita Ora

She looks simple and fantastic, and I can only assume this means she's going to bring out a MASSIVE train on Sunday. Right? RIGHT RITA?

Winnie Harlow

Actually, I think both Ciara and Rita wish they were wearing this.

Shanina Shaik

I rather love that jacket.

Bebe Rexha

That's sort of a fun party dress, but I still haven't figured out if she's a thing that's genuinely happening here. They had her sing the main titles song for A Christmas Story: Live, and it was catchy and acceptable, but the whole time I was like, "Was Rita Ora booked?"

Hailey Baldwin

Then again, Bebe Rexha is at least wearing real clothes, and has displayed some kind of ability other than standing, so. (Sorry, Hailey, but it's Friday and I am fresh out of sugar with which to coat things.)

Danielle Brooks

This party ... may have been a costume party? I... am otherwise confused.

Teyonah Parris

Teyonah was at the same bash, though, looking totally cute. So maybe Danielle was just hungry for velour.

Rachel Platten

Rachel looks like she was on a Blake Lively Lookalikes Cruise that wrecked, and she just washed up in San Diego and walked here. I hope she has supplemental insurance.

The Actual AFLAC Duck

Luckily, I know where she can find some.

The Grammy Pre-Parties Bode Interestingly for Sunday

Thank you for your weirdness, Grammys.