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# The Grand Fugapest Hotel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-grant-fugapest-hotel-02-2014/
- Published: 2014-02-07T21:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-07T21:55:26.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

An Open Letter to Saoirse Ronan:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/467271319.xml "'The Grand Budapest Hotel' Premiere - 64th Berlinale International Film Festival")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

You are not at a place in your life where needs require you pop up places wearing a festive St. Patty's Day wine bag. This is a dress for a sassy old lady or an actress who's concealing her pregnancy because it's too soon to tell people, or, at least, *People.* You have plenty of time to swan out in this thing. Ergo, I counsel patience.

Best,

Jessica

PS: Say hi to Ralph Fiennes for us! And if this is part of Slytherin for Kohl's, tell him to slow his roll.

\[Photo: Getty\]