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Ryan Gosling

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13036810aw) Ryan Gosling at The Gray Man premiere in Berlin 'The Gray Man' premiere in Berlin, Germany - 18 Jul 2022

Ryan REFUSES to be gray, I guess, so he leapt from aqua to this bright red ensemble that makes him look like he runs the Hipster Circus. It's not that he looks bad, but he definitely has a knife-throwing act set entirely to acoustic covers of 80s pop songs and he has absolutely said, "You know, kombucha is too mainstream now," and one year his circus was Wes Anderson-themed.

Rege-Jean Page

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13036810aj) Lively Jean Page at The Gray Man Premiere in Berlin 'The Gray Man' premiere in Berlin, Germany - 18 Jul 2022

In photos he often looks like he is in the main titles of an '80s show - you know, where the person goes about their business, then spies the camera, stops for a second, then smiles knowingly.

Ana de Armas in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13036807ad) Ana de Armas at The Gray Man Premiere in Berlin 'The Gray Man' premiere in Berlin, Germany - 18 Jul 2022

She looks GREAT in this.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13036807h) Ana de Armas at The Gray Man Premiere in Berlin 'The Gray Man' premiere in Berlin, Germany - 18 Jul 2022

"Yes, the Vegas wedding IS juicy gossip, you know it and I know it and how many dresses do you need for an elopement, and shh, never mind."

Chris Evans

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13036810bu) Chris Evans at The Gray Man Premiere in Berlin 'The Gray Man' premiere in Berlin, Germany - 18 Jul 2022

"Let me just dig into my pocket... very firmly... until my vein pops."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13036810cm) Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans at The Gray Man Premiere in Berlin 'The Gray Man' premiere in Berlin, Germany - 18 Jul 2022

CE: Oh, look, Ryan, is that something on the floor? Should I point at it? RG: No. CE: Are you sure? I think the internet wants me to point at it very, very tautly. RG: You will blow a seam if you make any sudden moves. CE: Exactly.

The Gray Man Goes to Berlin
And colorfully, too.

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