Zoe Saldana in Armani

This is very floaty, but it feels like she's a paper doll and someone just plonked this on her and folded back the tabs. She's not styled for that dress. She's doing nothing with it, and that's too bad, because it's worth some effort.

Colin Firth and Livia Giuggioli (in vintage Capucci)

I find this dress objectively hideous and INSANE and like something you would wear if you were Gloria Swanson and the pictures got small. And yet I also think Livia looks awesome in it, so... go figure.

Gisele Bundchen in Stella McCartney

Simple but plenty effective. And surprisingly non-leggy for Gisele.

Arizona Muse in Stella McCartney

Wow, her ENTIRE abdomen is frowning.

Amber Valletta in Missoni

This would be so pretty, if it fit. OLDEST SONG IN THE OPERA.

Karolina Kurkova in Salvatore Ferragamo

Sometimes I see photos and I'm like, "Oh, yes, THAT is why these people are models," and this is one such photo. She's selling this voluminous confection.

Karolina Kurkova in Salvatore Ferragamo

The froof is fun; not as sure about the kickstand-style heels.

Naomi Campbell in Versace

BIG FINISH: Rare Versace perfection.

The Green Carpet Fashion Awards

Livia Firth's dress is a particularly dramatic eruption.