Bella Hadid in Cavalli, 2019

First of all: The color correction here is wacky. Bella is not actually green. She also looks great in this.

Bella Hadid in Cavalli

And the back is lovely. Her ability to pose on the red carpet is MILES better than it used to be, as you will see in this TED talk.

Bella Hadid in Cavalli

I never saw a photo of photographers that I didn't download.

Bella Hadid in Dior, 2019

This is both highly romantic and also the inside of a complicated and expensive vacuum.

Bella Hadid in Dior

Every major celebrity event should have stairs, for maximum drama.

Bella Hadid in Dior, 2019

I mean, no.

Bella Hadid in custom Julien Macdonald, 2018

This feels predictable, but it's not bad?

Bella Hadid in custom Julien Macdonald

The back feels right for Cannes.

Bella Hadid in Elie Saab, 2018

This is very cool and also looks slightly like it was made for a woman two inches taller.

Bella Hadid in Elie Saab

The back, again, is beautiful. Elie Saab is a pro.

Bella Hadid in custom Dior, 2018

This is like the world's most expensive bridesmaid's gown. That's not a bad thing!

Bella Hadid in custom Dior

We've all been there.

Bella Hadid in Ralph & Russo, 2017

Ralph & Russo, you're better than this!

Bella Hadid in Ralph & Russo, 2017

The workmanship on this is undeniably impressive, but she also looks like she's wearing one of these lamps.

Bella Hadid, 2017

This feels like a salute to the Going Out Top of the mid-Aughts.

Imagine the top with Rock & Republic jeans!

Bella Hadid in Alexandre Vauthier, 2017

This silt was very precarious and when she walked, we all saw that actually the top was a bodysuit. Which was wise!

Bella Hadid, 2017

Zzzzzz

Bella Hadid in Dior, 2017

This is charming, though.

Bella Hadid in Alexandre Vauthier, 2016

She does look very pretty in red. This was maybe just too much for her to wrangle at this point in her career.

Bella Hadid in Alexandre Vauthier, 2016

It was also very naked!

Bella Hadid in Dior, 2016

"Let's try like....Daria goes to Cannes!"

Bella Hadid in Givenchy, 2016

This was obviously during the Riccardo Tisci era at Givenchy. This is....very not on-brand for that label.

Bella Hadid in Cavalli, 2016

I suspect that necklace is AMAZING, but the dress -- which is actually quite pretty -- sort of distracts, no?

Gigi Hadid, 2015

Gigi hardly ever comes to Cannes, which sort of makes me like her. I have decided she cannot be bothered. Appropriately, this is fine but also sort of half-assed.

Bella Hadid, 2015

ALSO half-assed. Someone got these girls a new stylist after this, I suspect.

Gigi Hadid, 2014

But this is very reasonable. A very reasonable place to stop.

The Hadids Haven't Been Going to Cannes Long...But They've Made It Count

In fairness, mostly Bella.