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# The Heart Fugs What It Fugs: Selena Gomez in Camilla and Marc
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-heart-fugs-what-it-fugs-selena-gomez-in-camilla-and-marc-12-2015/
- Published: 2015-12-07T15:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:46:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Well, first of all, please nobody put Selena in a corner. Or *anyone* at a red carpet event. It looks beyond claustrophobic.

![Selena Gomez jingle ball](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/12/gettyimages-499995190.jpg "Selena Gomez")

It doesn't help that her gown is not assertive -- or at least, not in the ways one hopes. It does confidently evoke a person who saunters very slowly to a Saturday lunch at the University dining hall, hoping everyone concludes that her shapeless clothes are because she spent last night in a boy's room.

Turns out part of the shapelessness is an optical illusion:

![Selena Gomez Jingle Ball](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/12/GettyImages-499995138.jpg "Selena Gomez")

I just don't think solving that mystery helps it at all. Now she looks like Slouchy Morticia Addams.

\[Photos: Getty\]