The Hills Is BACK

Whitney Port

Whitney. WHAT is happening. Ruffles are not lining! You look like a half-piped cake. At a funeral. I am perplexed!

Speidi

Baby Speidi continues to be a muffin and also this is VERY young to be out at Les Deux on a Wednesday. (This party was at Les Deux. It's not Les Deux anymore but it's brilliant that they had it there -- the scene of so many delicious subtitled fights on The Hills Original Sauce.) Heidi looks great here...

Heidi Montag

...I liked it better when I didn't see the side that was short and black, but this is still good Vegas Fan...

Heidi Montag

This was unnecessary!

Audrina Patridge in Jovani (JOVANI!!)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10315685ay) Audrina Patridge MTV's 'The Hills: New Beginnings' TV Show party, Arrivals, Liaison Restaurant and Lounge, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jun 2019

This seems so fancy! (I kind of want to get in there and style Audrina. I just feel like this sort of pageant-style doesn't mesh with her personality.)

Jason Wahler

LAUREN CONRAD, THIS IS THE PERSON YOU CHOSE OVER PARIS. I will never let you forget that you did that!!!

Stephanie Pratt

I like a light spray tan myself, but it amuses me that both Stephanie and Audrina have returned to the Major Spray Tan Vibe of 2006. (Wasn't Stephanie on Made in Chelsea? Did I dream that? Tell me all about it.)

Kyle Richards and Kathy Hilton

Please don't ask me why the sisters Richards are at this event. (There IS a rumor that Kathy is joining RHoBH but I can't IMAGINE it's true.) I will note that I hate Kyle's shoes, and I secretly love Kathy's house.

Natasha Bedingfield

PLEASE tell me Natasha Bedingfeld performed a remix of the show's iconic theme song at this party! (She DID remix it for the show, though. I'm kind of into it???)

Brody Jenner

Brody Jenner has not aged. At all. He's going to look like this when he's fifty.

Frankie Delgado

I'm concerned that Frankie is just using a random leather string for a belt!

Justin Bobby

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10315685r) Justin Brescia MTV's 'The Hills: New Beginnings' TV Show party, Arrivals, Liaison Restaurant and Lounge, Los Angeles, USA - 19 Jun 2019

And is Justin Bobby wearing TWO belts? (Justin Bobby is, however, continuing to be the best-dressed dude of this cast.)

Mischa Barton

Mischa looks really cute in this -- she has always been, of course, gorgeous, but she looks great lately. And I feel like her facial expression says, "I KNOW. I can't believe I did this either."