The Hoff Finally Shows Up For Baywatch

The Hoff and The Rock

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It's the duelling Mitch Buchannons, at long last. I really do think The Rock has never been annoyed to meet ANYONE.

Before you can even ask, The Hoff points out his new outcropping. He didn't have it a month ago. I happened to run across him in a fitness class -- he whooped spontaneously during it, which was exactly what I wanted him to do somehow -- and he was clean-shaven. He might want to consider going back to that. It's like he's trying to audition for a cross between Leisure Suit Larry and Hercule Poirot.

Lest ye forget he's also an international music star.

with Hayley Roberts

Just hang on one sec while he mouthifies his ladyfriend.

with Ilfenesh Hadera

Ilfenesh is in the movie as the Alexandra Paul character, Stephanie. She's also in a fall TV show called Deception in which she sported some unfortunate bangs, per the preview clips. I hope they let her pretend those never happened. Also her lipstick is great.

Kelly Rohrbach

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Fun fact: Kelly played golf (on scholarship?) at Georgetown. She plays CJ Parker, aka Pam Anderson. And I actually think she looks SUPER cute in this, but that it's an awkward length. For a normal human, I might say make it longer, but put the stripey hem as a waistband.

Priyanka Chopra

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This is Ice Castles: The Wedding.

Alexandra Daddario

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Alexandra is Summer Quinn, originally played by Nicole Eggert. This is cute, in theory, but pretty sloppily executed and not so bueno on her chest.

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Also, there were all those coy flirtings and rumors of a romance, but nobody seemed to buy it, and now suddenly she and Zefron are on opposite sides of the photocall. The cynic in me thinks that if this had been a hit, we'd be beset by more rumors. However, I AM pleased to see he's deflated back to his normal size. He went way overboard for the shirtless lifeguard scenes.

The Rock

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THIS delightful human. The movie is a flop, but he's giving it his all anyway.

However, I call bullshit on that jacket.