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Elizabeth Banks in Fendi

52385529 Celebrities attend a benefit for the Humane Society in Los Angeles, California on April 23, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This makes me want to go shopping.

Noah Cyrus in Greta Constantine

52385521 Celebrities attend a benefit for the Humane Society in Los Angeles, California on April 23, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

All that satin froofery makes it look like Noah is turning out her pockets to prove that she doesn't have the gun, and thus, didn't shoot the Singing Telegram girl.

Diane Keaton

52385526 Celebrities attend a benefit for the Humane Society in Los Angeles, California on April 23, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Only Diane Keaton could do this. She is the Pharrell of her generation -- or rather, and I prefer this one, Pharrell is the Diane Keaton of his.

Jaime King

52385534 Celebrities attend a benefit for the Humane Society in Los Angeles, California on April 23, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I'm not sure about the makeup, but I'm more or less with her on the retro thing she's doing here -- the pearls sitting atop that random ribbon somehow DO feel like she found the entire thing in her grandmother's closet. But then we get to the shoes, and I cannot. They just feel SO ninth-grade dance to me.

Melanie Griffith

52385539 Celebrities attend a benefit for the Humane Society in Los Angeles, California on April 23, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Sure! 

Rooney Mara in Burberry

52385543 Celebrities attend a benefit for the Humane Society in Los Angeles, California on April 23, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

When you are forced to sneak out of your date's house in his tuxedo shirt, it helps if he also keeps a stash of giant doilies around to try and hide the evidence.

with Moby

HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 22: Musician Moby and actor Rooney Mara at The Humane Society of the United States' To the Rescue Los Angeles Gala at Paramount Studios on April 22, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for The Humane Society of the United States )

I don't know if this is a piano picture for Moby, or for Rooney.

with Cory Booker

HOLLYWOOD, CA - APRIL 22: Actor Rooney Mara and honoree Cory Booker at The Humane Society of the United States' To the Rescue Los Angeles Gala at Paramount Studios on April 22, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for The Humane Society of the United States )

When you are in a photo with Cory Booker, you need to turn up your usual smile wattage about 40 percent, because he has Resting Jolly Face and so it doesn't take much for him to look like he is TICKLED TO DEATH by what's happening, and by comparison Rooney looks half asleep. 

The Humane Society Brings Us An Interesting Celebrity Mix
From Noah Cyrus to Elizabeth Banks to Rooney Mara to Moby. Yes, Moby.

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