Abel 'The Weeknd' Tesfaye, Lily Rose Depp and Sam Levinson
I don't know how well any of these people get along -- the production of this program seems like it was fraught -- but this lone moment in time will provide great art for articles written about how they hate each other, if need be.
Sam Levinson, Lily-Rose Depp (in Chanel) and Abel 'The Weeknd' Tesfaye in custom Loewe
This photo is funny and also seems like all three of them are interacting with a totally different photog; I will note that The Weeknd's suit is beautiful.
Lily-Rose Depp in in vintage Chanel
This is from 1994. I actually quite like it -- this might be one of the few times it feels like arm tulle works -- but I do wonder if she lacks presence in photos, despite being objectively very beautiful.
Julia Fox in Nicolas Jebran
THIS ONE has plenty of presence. She looks like a Tudor Ghost of Christmas Past in a very experimental version of A Christmas Carol. That is, believe it or not, a compliment.
Hari Nef, Jennie Kim in Chanel, Troye Sivan
Everyone here looks fine! (Especially for Cannes.) I must note that you will see Hari's nipples on the next slide.
Hari Nef
This looked better in motion than it does in still photos; the whole thing feels like Princess Leia Decides to Really Live.
Lena Situations
I don't like this -- the fabric is great, I just obviously wish it were a skirt! Although as an actual swimsuit, it is CUTE -- but I love that her name is LENA SITUATIONS. (She's a YouTuber. Her name is actually Lena Mahfouf but the photo services really flip-flip on which way they caption her.)
Travis Scott
In which Travis Scott looks like Travis Scott.
Leonie Hanne in Georges Hobeika
Listen, if you're gonna go full Showgirl....do it at Cannes.
Stella Maxwell in Versace
I believe she's dating The Weeknd now? (I guess we need to get used to calling him Abel Tesfaye, since he's retired that other persona?!) This is VERY Versace; she does wear it well, but as one would hope. She's a model!