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Emily Ratajkowski attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Red Carpet, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
She looks like she left a Swan Lake-themed orgy at 3 a.m. and spent eight hours walking home.
with Tina Kunakey
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Tina Kunakey and Emily Ratajkowski attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Tina Kunakey Emily Ratajkowski and Adele Exarchopoulos, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
Together, they look like cocktail waitresses at a bachelor party that was probably on a yacht.
Adele Exarchopoulos
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Adele Exarchopoulos attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Photocall, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
Just... no. None of this is helping.
Tina and Adele
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Tina Kunakey and Adele Exarchopoulos attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Front Row, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
These are the boats, by the way. Little white rowboats that parked by the runway; I saw on Law Roach's Instagram that they watched the show from these, and from the video he posted, he was bobbing up and down so much... I would have barfed up a lung. Also, it really looks like the clearance-rack version of D&G bringing everyone to Venice in gondolas.
Posh and Becks
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Victoria Beckham and David Beckham attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Red Carpet, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
I sincerely thought Posh was wearing a sleep mask for a second. I do NOT like Becks's sandals and linen suit. It doesn't feel like him, but also, they had to sit in a boat -- everyone did -- and it's done a real number on him.
Lena Mahfouf
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Lena Mahfouf attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Red Carpet, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
And what is THIS limp assemblage? Is it tailored at all? Is that some kind of buoy strapped to her waist? Why do her boobs have floppy beaks?
Leonie Hanne
VERSAILLES, FRANCE - JUNE 26: Leonie Hanne attends the "Le Chouchou" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Chateau de Versailles on June 26, 2023 in Versailles, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/WireImage)
She has one glove, and one boob raining fabric, and STILL this makes better sense.
Marie-Victoire Tiangue
VERSAILLES, FRANCE - JUNE 26: MV Tiangue aka Marie-Victoire Tiangue attends the "Le Chouchou" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Chateau de Versailles on June 26, 2023 in Versailles, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Well, SOMEONE got her knot-tying merit badge this week.
Declan Chan
VERSAILLES, FRANCE - JUNE 26: Declan Chan attends the "Le Chouchou" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Chateau de Versailles on June 26, 2023 in Versailles, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
WHY.
India Amarteifio
English actress India Amarteifio poses for photographs as she arrives at the Jacquemus Menswear Spring-Summer 2024 show as part of the Paris Fashion Week, at the Chateau de Versailles, in Versailles, southwest of Paris, on June 26, 2023. (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA / AFP) (Photo by JULIEN DE ROSA/AFP via Getty Images)
This seems ever so regular by comparison! It might even be good on its own.
Rauw Alejandro
VERSAILLES, FRANCE - JUNE 26: Rauw Alejandro attends the "Le Chouchou" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Chateau de Versailles on June 26, 2023 in Versailles, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is an EXTREME reaction to overlong pants.
Eva Longoria
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Eva Longoria attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Red Carpet, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
And here we have the classic "tailoring by large platform shoes."
Laetitia Casta
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Laeticia Casta attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Photocall, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
The fug is present, but petering out.
Karol G
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Karol G attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Red Carpet, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
Karol negotiated something pleasantly forgettable for herself.
Claire Foy
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Claire Foy attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Photocall, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
As did Claire. Congrats to her on escaping with her dignity.
Brandon Flynn
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Brandon Flynn attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Photocall, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
And this all seems relaxed.
Monica Bellucci
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Monica Bellucci attending the Jacquemus Menswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on June 26, 2023.
PFW Jacquemus Photocall, Paris, France - 26 Jun 2023
And SHE could as easily be in anyone's clothes. I hope she did sneak in a suit by somebody else.
