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Kim Kardashian
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
I am unsurprised to see Kim in D&G; I am a little surprised to see D&G peddling a dress that looks like someone has been wrapped in very pricey plastic sheeting.
Kylie in Mugler
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Kylie Jenner
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
I actually quite like this? There's something... darkly botanical about the shape of the bodice and of the lone sleeve.
Kris in Schiaparelli
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Kris Jenner
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
As Schiaparelli goes, this is pretty boring, but for the accessories, but it's also... great? Like, she looks interesting and classy and sleek. That's three in a row. WTF is happening.
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Kylie Jenner, left, and Kris Jenner attend the CFDA Fashion Awards at Cipriani South Street, in New York
2022 CFDA Fashion Awards, New York, United States - 07 Nov 2022
I wanted to get a better look at Kris's earrings and downloaded this photo before realizing... it doesn't actually give you one. Well, they're big. (Also, I don't think I have ever seen Kylie laugh?)
Kendall in Khaite
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Kendall Jenner
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
Now we're up to FOUR nice outfits. Kendall needs bracelets or something, but this is so simple and good, and I think doubly so because this family does not usually choose "boring, tasteful" as its directive.
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
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Kendall Jenner
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
In the close-up you can see better that it's actually sequined; I think it benefits from the closer look.
Khloe in LaQuan Smith
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Khloe Kardashian
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
I would also like this, if her right boob were not making a break for it. Boob Patrol does not sound like a fun way to spend an evening.
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
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Khloe Kardashian
CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2022
Also, this is one reason I don't do anything with makeup. What IS all this? Are we supposed to be going this apeshit on highlighter and contouring, or is hers just poorly done? I feel like I can see an orange ring around her face. And then the unblended lipliner... I'm gonna stick with moisturizer and mascara (and a little Ilia serum in emergencies) for as LONG as possible. My brain cannot handle the rest of this.