Kourtney in Siriano
Okay, maybe there is one technicality: Her lack of feet. The surge in pants has not led to very many people figuring out how to hem them so that women don't look like they're tottering around on peg legs or stilts. But I love the suit, and props to Christian for making Kourtney look totally normal on a night when their usual flair for the heinous is generally encouraged.
Kim Kardashian in Rick Owens
Her head looks good, and her abs are... I mean, one cannot deny that her stomach is toned as hell. But the knot under Kim's right boob makes it look like all its mammarial tissue is wilting on the vine. Less "goddess" than "oddess." On a night when she was being honored for all her supposed impact on fashion, she looked like one of those stores where everything seems to cost under $20 and is made of something stretchy.
Kendall Jenner in Alexandre Vauthier
She looks like Vauthier fell asleep watching The Neverending Story and had a TERRIBLE dream about the flying dog.
Gigi Hadid in Versace
That is... ever so much, especially because those leggings do appear to be full tights -- indeed, this might all be a footed catsuit. It's like a combination between a speed skating uniform and a concussion.
