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# The Kids of Riverdale Get a Break From Absurd Storylines
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-kids-of-riverdale-get-a-break-from-absurd-storylines-11-2017/
- Published: 2017-11-20T22:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-20T08:12:38.000Z
- Description: Cole Sprouse didn't come. Maybe he didn't want to break character.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fugs and Fabs, American Music Awards, Cushnie et Ochs, J.Mendel, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

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And not a straw of Jingle-Jangle in sight. (If you don't watch *Riverdale*, you won't know that "Jingle-Jangle" is the name of the hot drug in town, and sounds just as absurd coming out of earnest faux-teen mouths as you imagine. Maybe more so. Luke Perry should send them all a memo explaining that U4EA is superior in every way. At least keep with the number/synonym theme and use JUBL8 and make them all exchange Laughing Cow cheese at a supermarket.)

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