FKA Twigs in Miss Corpus
I wanted to love this -- the hood, the color, the curls, the attitude, all of it. I don't think the fit is as great as the cut needs it to be. But mostly... look, we just had Emma Corrin in an Anus Outfit and now here is FKA Twigs in something that's draped to look like she's wearing... an external twig. Look at it and tell me I'm wrong. It's even dangling down from something that looks like a pouch. AM I HALLUCINATING THESE LIKENESSES.
Gemma Arterton
This is shiny! That empire waist is very high -- this photo doesn't show it as much, but in some it looked like the skirt was coming down directly from her boobs. She is BANANAS gorgeous, though.
Claudia Schiffer in Balmain
Claudia's husband directed this, hence her presence. I feel like she was handed the best of Balmain, which frankly is as it should be, as she's Claudia freaking Schiffer.
Claudia, Gemma, and Twigs
This shot just made me laugh -- it's like FKA was quicker off the blocks in a walk-off.
Ralph Fiennes
I love a dashing man who's like, "Yep, it's December, accommodations must be made."
Paul Hollywood and Crystelle Pereira
Paul is just there to make sure nobody's bottoms are soggy. Crystelle was a finalist on this season of GBBO, and no, they do not seem to be dating? He posed more with another woman, whose name was not given. Felt important to clarify. I love that color on her.
Harris Dickinson
Harris is taking the protege role in this, I believe? He is wearing olive with conviction.
Tom Hollander
I have certainly said this before, but: I really was confused for a good while when they cast Tom Holland as Spider Man, before I realized I was thinking of a whole other person named Tom HollandER. (Who is great in things, and I kind of... feel like his smarmy sinister energy would work on The Great?)