Heidi Klum

Heidi, you may not be the worst at this party but your laundry habits are questionable. The jeans and the blazer both look like you shrank them. Frankly, this is the "I've been partying for 28 hours straight" version of a better ensemble.

Tyra

And this ALSO looks like it shrank and ALSO is employing a bra weidly. Did they confer? Did they wash their stuff TOGETHER?

Mel B

But, Mel B still looks like she's throwing a halloween party and her naked body is the table, so.

Simon Cowell

STILL A WORLD OF NO, SIMON.

Howie Mandel

I mean... sure, Howie. Sure. Enjoy the cast-and-crew soccer game.

Simon Is Still The Worst-Dressed Human On America's Got Talent

But Heidi, Tyra, and Mel B are not taking that lightly.