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Anya Taylor-Joy

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy is seen on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

She looks like a furry molar in a Rockettes revue about dental hygiene.

ATJ

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy is seen leaving "The Drew Barrymore Show" on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This outfit confused me enough that I went back to get another photo of it. The fact that it looks like she's wearing kitten-heel Isotoners is bad enough, but I regret to inform you that those DO appear to be bike shorts.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy is seen in NoHo on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

The rest seems to be a swingy leather poncho and... a bubble skirt? A giant blouse? This outfit feels like a sentence written with random words in no particular order, like, I don't know, "Gargle fox smart tooth flies!"

ATJ

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy seen in SoHo on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

THIS is the coat I like. It's very pretty. More of a cape, perhaps, which also explains its appeal; that would be my kryptonite. As for what's underneath...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy seen in Midtown on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

... I liked the coat BETTER when I thought the jeweled bit was attached to it, but that might be the neck of the shirt? Which has that whole silly harness cut. And which I THINK is the top half of the next picture...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy seen in SoHo on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

... where we learn the rest is just undercrackers. This was a JOURNEY and I'm sorry we had to take it.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy seen in SoHo on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

That's BETTER, at least?

ATJ

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 4: Anya Taylor-Joy is seen on February 4, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

The top on this seems a hair too small, maybe, but it's also at least not an outfit made of underpants.

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 04: Anya Taylor-Joy is seen on February 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

This seems like an EXCELLENT day at work, though.

Anya Taylor-Joy Is Glamming Up For "The Gorge"
It's quite a parade.

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