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PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Model Bella hadid is seen on March 04, 2021 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/GC Images)

I actually quite like this suit-and-kicks look on Bella. The way the jacket folds up on itself is weird, but also really neat? Imagine all the things you could stash in there. But the shirt... I mean, from this vantage point, it could as easily be a scarf she tied around herself.

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Model Bella hadid is seen on March 04, 2021 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/GC Images)

A closer look reveals it is ribbed, as a shirt would be. But it could as easily be a fancy dickey. It is DEFINITELY perfunctory and I choose to guess it doesn't have sleeves. It seems to be a shirt in only the most technical of senses. However, I'm refocusing my investigation. Now it's called, "Did Those Sunglasses Begin Live as Swim Goggles?"

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 25: Bella Hadid is seen on February 25, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

That's a lot of denim, friend. Wait, are vests back? And over turtlenecks? I need to time travel back to my most cherished wardrobe items from 1994.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (11779982aj) Bella Hadid leaving the Versace's headquarters Celebrities out and about, Autumn Winter 2021, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 28 Feb 2021

Listen, I don't know who these clothes belong to, but it cannot be Bella -- and I'm not even sure the top and bottom of this suit were tailored for the same person. ALL OF THIS is some bonkers dress-up-drawer shenanigans.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 26: Bella Hadid is seen in the West Village on February 26, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

Bella loves a cropped top. However, she recently lost a bet with an extraterrestrial and I guess those are her feet now.

Bella Hadid Has Busted Out Some Questionable Stuff Lately, Bless Her
Is this a shirt? IS IT?

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