The Latest in Jessica Chastain

In McQueen

HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 27: Actor/producer Jessica Chastain attends the premiere of Focus Features' "The Zookeeper's Wife" at ArcLight Hollywood on March 27, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Pretty fabric, but it's a bit of an awkward length on her, and the round-toe platforms are... enhoofening. (Now THERE is a made-up word.) Even despite the cheerful cleavage, which is pretty sexpot for Chastain, the length of the skirt weighs this down a bit.

Also, I'm not sure the makeup totally adds up. From a distance all the bronze reads a bit brown, and... it's very daytime. But, she just turned 40, which is my destination in a few months, so I'm going to stare at her skin for a while and then maybe reinvent myself.

in Carolina Herrera

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 22: Jessica Chastain arrives at "The Zookeeper's Wife" Washington, DC Screening at United States Holocaust Memorial Museum on March 22, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Leigh Vogel/Getty Images)

That's got potential, but... is it SUPPOSED to look like that by her neck, or did a ruffle blow over? I also want to redo the styling so that she looks less like she's dressed for her own audit.

NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 20: Jessica Chastain attends the SAG-AFTRA Foundation Conversations "The Zookeepers Wife" on March 20, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

I feel like she just bought a new lipstick and she's addicted to it. This dress has some detail on the hem and sleeve that's hard to see unless you magnify it -- and even then it's not easy -- but it's just such a blank canvas and I wish she'd lightened it up with accessories, or even a slightly cooler shoe. Black and white, even. Her hair is majestic, but not quite enough.