Melissa King

OBVIOUSLY I am going to open the post with a dress that looks like two black swans doing that upside-down Spider-Man kiss.

D'Arcy Carden

I am not sure why she was there, but I'm not complaining, although her dress is maybe a little messy?

Emily Weir

If you're thinking, "Wow, that's the worst dress I've seen in a long time," you are probably right from this angle...

... and almost certainly right from this one. Waiting for Heidi Klum and Rita Ora to fight over it.

Darren Palmer, Shayanna Blaze, Marty Fox

This carpet is SUCH a bad choice because everyone looks like they're either on a weird gold tripod or like they have a metallic bird foot.

Robert Irwin

See? Single metal bird foot! It's WEIRD. (This is Steve Irwin's son. Not weird! He's adorable.)

Megan Burslem

Am I correct that she's a morning host? If that's true then it might explain why this outfit is basically an EXPLOSION of pent-up Nighttime Energy.

Poh Ling Yeow, Sofia Levin

I like ALL of this.

Kate Miller-Heidke

SIGH, I still look back fondly upon her Eurovision performance on the pole -- the ancestor of some of the acrobatics the French did during the Opening Ceremony. Her dress is great; I love that blood red hue.

Angelina Thomson

I so appreciate that she knew her dress needed to be worked as if it were a flame flickering higher and higher.

Jeremy Fernandez

I am into that jacket.

Kate Ritchie

Speaking of Home and Away, she was on it from the beginning. She made it 20 years on that show! Now she's a radio host, I think. Which may explain why she chose her dress as if she's forgotten it will be VISIBLE.

Emma Watkins

I think the ONLY particularly interesting thing about this dress is how well she's twirling the skirt.

Julia Morris

Another good dramatic red gown!

Juliet Godwin

Whereas her dress is a bit of a beginner's sewing experiment.

Skye Wheatley

This definitely does not fit her and definitely seems to be showing unintended nipple.

Brittany Hockley

"My vision is Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow On Her Wedding Day, After She's Just Had to Kill Ten Bad Guys In The Rain. I know we can do it."

Jessica Redmayne

I applaud the pink shoes with this. It's a creative choice.

Callum Hole

Callum was on Love Island Games here, as an all-star from other versions of the show (UK or AUS, I'm not sure). He is the one who did not understand that "the moon" isn't just what we call the sun at night. What an amiable lunkhead. He made for good TV on Love Island Games, that's for sure.

Alessandra Rampolia

Thanks, I love it!

Edwina Bartholomew

"You're wearing it INSIDE OUT, Edwina! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT oh too late just get out of the car."

Olivia Junkeer

She looks like the newest witch in the coven who isn't COMPLETELY comfortable yet.

Rachel Griffiths, Deborah Mailman

These two are co-stars on Total Control, and Deborah won for it. I love Rachel in that suit, and Deborah's funky handbag is delightful.

Asher Yasbincek

Oh god, the pant length with the platforms... it looks so weird that I'm not even focusing on the bra.

Missy Higgins

I obviously love this. It's not just pretty but looks pleasantly textured, too.

Jessica De Gouw and Sacha Horler

I love how Sacha's dress looks like metallic fireworks.

Jayne Azzopard

I am glad that she's deploying the pink selectively. I am still not over the head-to-toe outfits we would get in it a few years ago, but offset with black, it's great.

Bri Auty and Karly Fisher

Oh, lord. The left dress in particular does NOT believe in itself.

Dave Lawson, Dilruk Jayasinha

That jacket is GREAT and would also be fun on throw-pillows or your deckchairs. If you have a deck, and/or chairs.

Yasmine Ghoniem, Anthony Burke

She looks like a lampshade you'd find in a small gallery in a beach town.

Sharyn Ghidella

I enjoy this two-tone dress. It looks like one side is warmly hugging the other.

Anna Samson

I am thrown by the way she's chosen to pose with... whatever those extra bits are. But her lipstick is aces.

Amy Gerard

Beige tulle is just not ever going to be it for me.

Elise Kellond-Knight

Is this sequined camo?!? I might love it.

Hamish Blake, Zoe Foster Blake

"TIME OUT. You LIKED SOMETHING???"

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