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Charlie Heaton and Natalia Dyer in Oscar de la Renta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749am) Charlie Heaton and Natalia Dyer 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

She looks absolutely adorable, he looks like the murderer in a horror film directed by Whit Stillman, and as ever, I am surprised that they are together in real life because I think they have negative chemistry on Stranger Things. 

Jake Gyllenhaal

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749g) Jake Gyllenhaal 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal IS Cosmo Kramer in KRAMERICA: The Cosmo Kramer Story

Daveed Diggs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749di) Daveed Diggs 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

I love Daveed Diggs. He is so handsome. He is so talented. He sparks joy! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIM FROM THE KNEES DOWN.

Rene Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749ac) Rene Russo 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

Rene Russo, on the other hand, is just here casually looking absolutely bangin'

Tom Sturridge

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/REX/Shutterstock (10075795j) Tom Sturridge 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

I don't know what it says about either me or Tom Sturridge that my first thought upon seeing him was, "wait, whose baby did he father?" (Sienna Miller.)

Tyler Blackburn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749n) Tyler Blackburn 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

You may remember Tyler Blackburn from being really good on Pretty Little Liars, getting cast on its spin-off, said spin-off getting cancelled and then I don't know what because I stopped paying attention. I believe his jacket was originally marketed to a 70 year old lady who has just redecorated her house to feel more like Sedona.

Zawe Ashton in Roksanda

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749u) Zawe Ashton 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019 Wearing Roksanda Same Outfit as catwalk model *9883225ah

This film is about the art world, and therefore I actually think this dress is perfect.

Emma Caulfield

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10075749j) Emma Caulfield 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

Yes, this is Emma Caulfield who was Anya in Buffy/Susan Keats on 90210 (Brandon's newspaper editor girlfriend to whom he was a real asshole when he found out she'd had an abortion. IT WASN'T EVEN HIS BABY. Shut up, Brandon). This is quite a lot of look.

Kate Flannery

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/REX/Shutterstock (10075795w) Kate Flannery 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

She basically always looks cute, but Kate! Those shoes are for spring! Spring!

Billy Magnussen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/REX/Shutterstock (10075795s) Billy Magnussen 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

I cannot ever see him without thinking of his part in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, in which he was very funny.

Dave Foley and Crissy Guerrero

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10073515ce) Dave Foley (R) and guest 'Velvet Buzzsaw' film premiere, Arrivals, The Egyptian Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 28 Jan 2019

This is what Dave Foley looks like now! In short: CONGENIAL, which was basically always his vibe! (His ladyfriend was captioned "and guest," but I believe she is his wife, Crissy Guerrero. They got divorced and then re-married and I THINK they're still together. She looks cool, regardless.)

A LOT of Intriguing Things Were Worn at the Premiere of Velvet Buzzsaw
I keep calling this movie "Velvet Buzzkill," but that's actually my own drag name.

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