Cate Blanchett

I mean, this is fine -- the blazer is great -- but "fine" is not really a rave review.

Alicia Vikander

I don't even know what's happening here, but she looks like she's got 4 arms, and she's wearing three Victorian tablecloths.

Shailene Woodley

That bag might be cute, and if you strip away ALL this TERRIBLE styling, that dress under there is probably okay but she has looked MARKEDLY BETTER THAN THIS almost all the rest of her life.

Adele Exarchopoulos

I feel like you can tell who just let the people at LV style them from hair to toe -- Adele, here, for example -- and who made it known that she's wearing her own shoes and no one is touching her hair (Cate).

Laura Harrier

This looks like she's in the middle of trying on two very VERY different Halloween costumes.

Thandie Newton

Phew. Take a deep cleansing look at Thandie, who definitely wins this one.

Luke Evans

THINK OF YOUR SPERM COUNT, SIR.

Isabelle Huppert

This looks -- uncharacteristically, for her! -- like laundry day, or like the building caught on fire while she was in the middle of trying things on to decide if she was going to keep them, or sell them on Poshmark.

Nina Dobrev

Some of these hair and makeup choices are doing the front row celebs NO favors; I get why a line gives their celeb audience clothing to wear to these things, but making them adhere to a hair and makeup vibe is NUTS.

Lea Seydoux

I mean....I guess?

Amandla Stenberg

This is just underwhelming.

Shay Mitchell

SHAY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas

And poor Joe Jonas. His landlord just installed the dreaded Lo Flo Showerhead.

The Louis Vuitton Front Row Was a JOURNEY

Of HIDEOUSNESS. I'm sorry!