January Jones and Eva Chen
So, that is January wearing a coat over tiny matching shorts. So tiny that they don't even show when she sits down, which makes the entire thing look weird, like she is in a very interesting bathrobe.
January Jones
As a coat, that IS totally cute; I just wish it were over a proper outfit and not a coordinated diaper (I'm not even sure if there IS a shirt because she kept it zipped the whole time). I think the fabric would be great as skinny pants, also. Basically, I am maligning the shorts, I guess.
Karolina Kurkova
This is from that Preen line where I LOVE the bits and pieces of the patterns they used, but not always the way they were put together in a garment. The lines on this thing are crazy unflattering to her. She looks like a triangle. And as we all know from They Might Be Giants, Triangle Man is behind a lot of nefarious things.
Coco Rocha in Rachel Zoe
Not a fan at ALL of this jumpsuit on her, nor the shoes, and I confess that for a long time I thought that bracelet on her wrist was a SCRUNCHIE and I was like CURSE YOU CRESSIDA BONAS until I realized it can't be because Coco's hair is too short for a scrunchie. THANK GOD. But I still think the outfit is a glass of sour milk.
Nicole Richie in Givenchy
Nicole Richie ALWAYS makes me want to invest in a pair of leather pants. I think she's doing the right thing, taking the flowery GIvenchy jacket and putting it with the world's simplest outfit, but it's not a great floral (it is, unsurprisingly, from the same batch as Kim Kardashian's Met Ball dress). However, all of that is further undercut by her having caught Purple Head Disease from Kelly Osbourne. Everyone please stay safe out there. I didn't realize that thing was VIRAL.