WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10: Recording Artist Janelle Monae attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Only Janelle Monae would find, wear, and pull off a cocktail dress that's essentially half a tuxedo t-shirt.
Elizabeth Olsen in Pucci
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10:Actress Elizabeth Olsen attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
This is what would happen if Old Navy started selling evening gowns.
Margot Robbie in Valentino
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10:Honoree Pati Dubroff and Margot Robbie attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
I would NEVER have pegged that as Valentino. The proportions are all over the place in a way that might work on a runway but not in real life, and a) I think it's pants, and b) that is some weak-ass leather if her nipple is poking through it that hard.
Shay Mitchell
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: Actress Shay Mitchell attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Marie Claire)
Her head is... the greatest. She's one of most striking humans around. But I feel like some tectonic plates are shifting on her torso.
Carly Chaikin in Sandro
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: Actress Carly Chaikin attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Marie Claire)
Oh, God, the shoes. END THOSE SHOES. If I had a gong, I would strike it.
Jessica Alba in Balmain
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10: Actress Jessica Alba attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
How many different sleeves are in play here? And how many does one person need? Asking for a friend.
Alexandra Shipp in Solace London
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10: Actress Alexandra Shipp attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Alexandra believes in One World, One Sleeve (Per Arm). She just doesn't ATTACH hers.
Dove Cameron
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10: Actress Dove Cameron attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
She looks fine, right? I mean, other than Donna Martin's favorite old choker.
Michaela Conlin
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10: Actress Michaela Conlin attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
I used to love her on Bones -- I'm sure I still would, if I watched it -- but WOW this whole thing is wilting.
Cleopatra Coleman in Marc Jacobs
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: Cleopatra Coleman attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Are we about to find out Marc Jacobs once did a LOT of acid while watching NASCAR?
Jessica Pare in Camilla and Marc
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY 10: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -JANUARY 10: Actress Jessica Pare attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Interestingly, this was shown as a dress -- with that same hem -- and Jessica clearly was like EFF THAT, MY UPPER THIGHS ARE MY OWN PRIVATE KINGDOM, so she put on pants. I might've just gone to Bloomies and tried again.
Kylie Jenner in Balmain
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - JANUARY TV personality Kylie Jenner attends Marie Claire's Image Maker Awards 2017 at Catch LA on January 10, 2017 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
And why not finish with Kylie Jenner dressed as the hostess at Grimace's new tiki hut.
