The Marvel Panel at Comic-Con 2019

Angelina Jolie

This is VERY on-brand for Jolie. I kind of respect the fact that she just showed up looking the way she always looks, but I mostly just wish women would roll up to this thing in jeans.

Natalie Portman (in Dior) with Taika Waititi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10342723aa) Natalie Portman Marvel Studios panel, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2019

WHO MADE NATALIE PORTMAN WEAR A MINI COCKTAIL DRESS TO COMIC-CON? (She's wearing very bare high-heeled sandals with it.) I love Taika, but I also think he's lucky she didn't bash him over the head with that hammer. There are MANY photos from this event where Natalie's whole face is like, "I cannot believe they're making me cavort with this."

Tessa Thompson in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10341985cl) Tessa Thompson Marvel Studios panel, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2019

When you cannot decide which metallic shoe you prefer. (FWIW, I enjoy the whimsy in the mismatch at this event.)

Mahershala Ali

Marvel is re-booting Blade, and Mahershala is taking the starring role. As ever, he looks DEEPLY handsome. Somewhere, Wesley Snipes is irked.

Simu Liu

Simu Liu is going to be playing the lead in a movie called Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. (He's the son of Fu Manchu, and his father is his nemesis!) He's very handsome, and I am in favor of this.

Scarlett Johansson in David Koma

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10342715z) Scarlett Johansson walks on stage during the "Black Widow" portion of the Marvel Studios panel on day three of Comic-Con International, in San Diego 2019 Comic-Con - Marvel Studios, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2019

This is HORRIBLE on her. I appreciate the pants conceptually, but the top is just ridiculous. She looks she's she's wearing a vanilla cupcake as a top.

Florence Pugh, O. T. Fagbenle, Rachel Weisz, Scarlett Johansson

Florence Pugh may also look mildly wacky, but who is even looking at her when ScarJo is lurking over there with her torso tattoo trying to break out of its screendoor jail?

Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie

I assume there is a reason that Sebastian Stan is in costume as Pacey Witter.

Lauren Ridloff, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek

"Hey guys! Is this fanny pack situation working? Let me know!"

Salma Hayek

Yes, Salma Hayek is sporting a leather train on one hip. It works solely because she's Salma Hayek.

Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany

I'm going to argue that there is WAY too much black leather at an event happening in July. I don't care if you are all superheros. Meanwhile, Paul Bettany is over there living his best White Jeans After Memorial Day life.

Teyonah Parris

While I am not a huge proponent of formal shorts, Comic-Con is the PERFECT PLACE FOR THEM and she looks super cute.

Butterfinger Candybar

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10342701an) Benedict Cumberbatch attends the 'Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness' portion of the Marvel Studios panel on day three of Comic-Con International, in San Diego 2019 Comic-Con - Marvel Studios, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2019

This is apparently the "'Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness' portion of the Marvel Studios panel" and this picture DOES seem like an apt visual representation of that.

Tom Hiddleston

Sure! This works! No complaints!

Jeremy Renner

On the other hand, for some reason Jeremy Renner looks like he's in the middle of his keynote speech at a self-help conference.

Chris Hemsworth

"It's Renner. He's just like that."