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JaVale McGee

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765101af) JaVale McGee ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

JaVale just left the Warriors to come play for the Lakers, and I'd officially like to welcome this suit and coordinating fanny pack to LA. I also have decided said Gucci belt bag is full of snacks. PRACTICAL! (PS: I would wear those pants.)

Nick Young in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765101br) Nick Young ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018 WEARING PRADA

Fellow Laker Nick Young -- whom you may remember from having all kinds of Twitter/romantical drama with Iggy Azalea a few years ago -- appears to be in costume as Blanche's hot new boyfriend on The Golden Girls. This is tres elderly Miami -- the socks really sell it.

Odell Beckham, Jr

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765101bw) Odell Beckham Jr ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

SHORTS SUITS! Honestly, it was hot and humid in Los Angeles yesterday; this was a wise choice in terms of breeze-availability. It is also amusing.

Adam Rippon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (9765102a) Adam Rippon ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Honestly, as far as looks go, this is a fairly restrained one from Adam -- who, I may remind you, wore a sex halter to the Emmys once. I feel like he's looking around at some of these Man Suits and feeling like he punted here. 

John Ross III

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (9765102ej) John Ross III ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

He's a wide receiver for the Bengals and this is a plaid suit/pocket square combo that I suspect Pocket Square Expert of the World Prince Charles is currently taking note of. It is excellent.

Jay Ajayi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock (9765102ek) Jay Ajayi ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Jay Ajayi is a running back for the Eagles, and, sincerely actors of the world, look to the athletes for a little style inspiration. This is not particularly bonkers, but it IS interesting. IT CAN BE DONE. There is plenty of room between Classic Black Tux and, you know, flower-covered shorts suit

Josh Hart

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9765193aj) Josh Hart ESPY Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018 2018 ESPY Awards

This is very sleek and good, with extremely interesting shoes. He's VERY young; he just completed his rookie season with the Lakers. Whoever is styling him did well here.

Jalen Mills

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9765193br) Jalen Mills ESPY Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018 2018 ESPY Awards

!!!!!!!!!!

Russell Wilson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9765193bz) Russell Wilson ESPY Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018 2018 ESPY Awards

I like this (comparatively) low-key navy/black combo on Russell. (Ciara WAS there; we'll get to her later.)

Alvin Kamara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315aa) Alvin Kamara ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

I sincerely, honestly, truly long for this suit to be made in my size, and also to be my wallpaper. I love it.

Calais Campbell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315an) Calais Campbell ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

He plays for the Jags, and also in looking him up, it appears he always poses like this on the red carpet. I love it. I feel like....men often don't know what to do with their hands in photos, but acting like you're in the credit sequence for a 90s TGIF sitcom is truly a good plan. It is appealing!

Chris Johnson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315ba) Chris Johnson ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Ne'er have two children EVER been so disinterested in posing for a photo.

Donovan Mitchell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315ci) Donovan Mitchell ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Donovan is VERY EXCITED about any and all new Spider-Man projects!

JuJu Smith-Schuster

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315ej) JuJu Smith-Schuster ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

More shorts suits! I feel like I have heard the words "JuJu Smith-Schuster" SO OFTEN in my life, and it's because he went to USC -- my collegiate RIVAL! -- where he consistently was extremely good, leading to many sad conversations with my fellow UCLA Bruins where we had to admit he was excellent. Someone needs to straighten his bow tie

Kareem Hunt

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315eo) Kareem Hunt ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Hello, I also REALLY want this blazer for ME.

Kyle Kuzma

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315et) Kyle Kuzma ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

See? Kyle needs Calais to teach him how to work this red carpet. (His blazer is also snazzy, however.)

Marcedes Lewis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315fe) Marcedes Lewis ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

I guess I need to subtitle this slideshow BLAZERS I HAVE LOVED. Also: Marcedes went to my alma mater, UCLA, so I have to say: GO BRUINS! And I love you, Marcedes.

Orlando Scandrick

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315gb) Orlando Scandrick ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

This is also joyfully quasi-geriatric in a way that delights me.

Rodney McLeod

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315gg) Rodney McLeod ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

On the other hand, as much as I appreciate abs, I don't think I can sign off on what might be a new trend of Suits Sans Shirts.

Shaun White

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315gu) Shaun White ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Comparatively speaking, Shaun, this is kinda zzzzz.

Terrell Owens

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315iw) Terrell Owens ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

In which TO looks like your extremely stylish botany professor. I would attend this man's class! 

Mike Daniels

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315il) Mike Daniels ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

Yes, Mike is a defensive end. Yes, his blazer is one that I also covet.

Sugar Ray Leonard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315gy) Sugar Ray Leonard ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

A classic.

Terry Rozier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315hj) Terry Rozier ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

This is GREAT. It's like...stylized superhero.

Trey Burton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9765315hp) Trey Burton ESPY Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jul 2018

BOOM! Exciting lining!

The Amazing Dude Suits of the ESPYs
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