The Men of the 2019 Golden Globes

Darren Criss

This is dashing -- and I'm delighted that he won, as it was truly well deserved.

Sabrina Dhowre and Idris Elba

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MIKE NELSON/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10049337kn) Sabrina Dhowre (R) and Idris Elba arrive for the 76th annual Golden Globe Awards ceremony at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, California, USA, 06 January 2019. *** Local Caption *** 52514391 rrivals - 76th Golden Globe Awards, Beverly Hills, USA - 06 Jan 2019

Did someone say DASHING??? (The green shoes are a fun touch.)

Billy Porter in Randi Rahm

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (10048067ou) Billy Porter 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019

HELLO this is amazing. It also took SIX MONTHS TO MAKE.

Adam Driver and Joanne Tucker

I enjoy Adam Driver's face.

Timothee Chalamet in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (10048067lx) Timothee Chalamet 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 Wearing Louis Vuitton

LV claims this is a "bib," but I know a sassy formal harness when I see one, Louis Vuitton. NICE TRY.

Ricky Martin

What was I saying about the classic tux? Because this one is, uh, pretty damn good. I might have to retract some of that.

Rami Malek in Givenchy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/REX/Shutterstock (10048066no) Rami Malek 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 Wearing Givenchy

This is extremely elegant on him, and fits beautifully. Related: Do we think Rami Malek is going to win an Oscar???? (I feel like he's not going to beat Christian Bale.)

Dyllon Burnside

Is green velvet the next wave for men? That would be delicious.

Nico Santos

I co-sign this scarf.

Finn Wittrock

I co-sign his face. Er, did I say that out loud?

John David Washington

I might have gone with a contrasting bow tie here, but this is cool. (It's custom Dior, I believe. I saw a snap of him on his stylist's Instagram with his proud parents, and it was so sweet. Denzel looked VERY excited.)

Nicholas Hoult

He looks very dashing.

Chrishell Stause (in Romona Keveza) and Justin Hartley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (10048067va) Chrishell Stause and Justin Hartley 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jan 2019 Chrishell Hartley Wearing Romona Keveza

It's hard for a man to wear a white jacket without looking like a maitre'd, but at least he's the best-looking maitre'd ALIVE.

Mahershala Ali

Speaking of being one of the best looking people alive! (And, as ever, this look is very sharp. I could get behind Men in Formal Scarves being a thing.)

Kieran Culkin

I appreciate his manicure, but I wish he had shaved?

Chris Messina

...I guess Chris Messina is blond now? This HAS to be for a role, but he looks like someone in a middle-aged boy band. (I hope THAT is, in fact, th role.)