Jaden Smith

I'm sure Jaden has...reasons....for carrying his own hair around with him (he just told Teen Vogue that his hair was his date?) but this photo makes it look like he's wondering if anyone has a trash can so he can get rid of them.

Austin Mahone

Austin looks like he's in costume as an incredibly delighted formal version of The Professor from Gilligan's Island

Wiz Khalifa

Wiz Khalifa is a perpetual item on my Thank You For Not Phoning It In list.

Migos

Migos does NOT lack for accessories, you guys. (Also, for real, I owned [a cheap version of] those white sunglasses in 1995. I bought them at Contempo.)

Helen Lasichanh, Pharrell Williams (in CDG)

Hey, at least they're wearing the designer in question. Several people on Twitter last night pointed out that Helen looks irked that no one else went there they way she did, and now that's all I can see.

Brandon Thomas Lee (in D&G)

Brandon Thomas Lee is a model, and a lover of gold, but do you know who else he is? Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee's son. I can kind of see both of them in him, and also this makes me feel terribly ancient

Presley Walker Gerber

And Presley Walker Gerber is, of course, Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's son, bringing the Children of The Famous count in this slideshow to a three, officially making it a trend. PWG is profoundly genetically blessed, and his pocket square is a delight.

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys in rag & bone

Bless Matthew Rhys for wearing a kilt. This feels like a smart play on a menswear/womenswear swap, and they both look smart. Keri's jewelry is DIVINE.

Maxwell

How rare it is to see a man in a skirt/pant, and how delightful on this occasion.

Luka Sabbat in D&G

Luka is a model and I'm not sure that this D&G is quite as successful as Brandon Thomas Lee's -- shiny red is REALLY hard to pull off without looking cheesy.

Rami Malek

This feels like the professionally done version of the all-red suit -- the matte fabric saves it, I think, but the red shirt also makes it feel more avant-garde and less, "let's try this suit in red for kicks!!"

Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne in Prada

This blue tux is snazzy, but I'm actually surprised that Eddie didn't turn up the volume a little bit more than this.

Dane DeHaan

I applaud the surprising touch of a burgundy sock with a forest green suit.

Future

This is a masterful mixing of a black suit with a blue shirt.

Riz Ahmed

Riz, adjusting his cuffs, was never going to be denied you. I must admit that I DID wonder if he needed a little tie pin or something to jazz this up -- it's so severe. SEXILY SEVERE: The new perfume from Riz Ahmed.

Donald Glover

I love this. It has the feel of a classic tux, but the pattern takes it to the next level that this event requires. 

Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas can also wear this if he gets a job singing standards at The Rainbow Room. That sounds snarky, but I swear it's a compliment.

Michael B Jordan

HELLO.

Roger Federer

And, yes. That IS Roger Federer. I don't even know.

OH YES. It's The Dudes of the Met Gala

Don't phone it in, guys.