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Dwayne Johnson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10216921ba) Dwayne Johnson Time 100 Gala, Arrivals, Jazz at Lincoln Center, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

This man looks like someone whose office has a lot of hanging ferns in it.

Adam Rippon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10216921ay) Adam Rippon Time 100 Gala, Arrivals, Jazz at Lincoln Center, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

And this is a man who dramatically removes his blazer when he gets to work, Miranda Priestley-style.

Khalid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10216921av) Khalid Time 100 Gala, Arrivals, Jazz at Lincoln Center, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

This is an excellent blue tux on Khalid. This fit is GOOD.

Trevor Noah

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10216921br) Trevor Noah Time 100 Gala, Arrivals, Jazz at Lincoln Center, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

Trevor Noah, also, has possibly the best-fitting tuxedo in Hollywood -- his tailoring is ALWAYS swoony perfection.

Questlove

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (10216921cg) Questlove Time 100 Gala, Arrivals, Jazz at Lincoln Center, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

I'm always here for Questlove's heart -- accessory or otherwise.

Rami Malek

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10217197f) Rami Malek attends the Time 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center, in New York 2019 Time 100 Gala, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

He looks like a man who reads WAY too many vampire novels.

Ronan Farrow

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/REX/Shutterstock (10217186p) Ronan Farrow Time 100 Gala, Arrivals, Jazz at Lincoln Center, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

We've entered the Gesturing Broadly portion of the evening.

Lee Daniels

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10217197j) Lee Daniels attends the Time 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center, in New York 2019 Time 100 Gala, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

And the pointing.

Mohamed Salah

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10217192m) Egyptian soccer player Mohamed Salah attends the Time 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center, in New York 2019 Time 100 Gala, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

And the nearly levitating.

Jimmy Fallon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10217197i) Jimmy Fallon jumps as he arrives at the Time 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center, in New York 2019 Time 100 Gala, New York, USA - 23 Apr 2019

SIT DOWN, JIMMY. You are no Terry Crews, AND NEVER WILL BE!

The Rock Draped Himself in Velvet, and the Rest of the Men of the Time 100
Is Dwayne Johnson....the Costanza of our time?!!?!?!

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