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2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9723718g) Ascot race goers pose with their hats in front of a Union flag on Ladies' Day (Day 3) Royal Ascot, Day Three, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 21 Jun 2018

This is AMAZING. I can't QUITE tell what's happening inside the little gazebo on her head, but I think a little band is playing? Ascot is the best. (Also: How has Sarah Jessica Parker never come to this event? SHE IS OBSESSED with hats!)

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hugh Routledge/REX/Shutterstock (9717518b) A racegoer arrives at the course. Royal Ascot, Day 1, Ascot Racecourse, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This woman reminds me of Lynda Carter, and also I LOVE the hat genre I call Just A Giant Flower On Your Head.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Ireland/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9720098u) A racegoer poses for photographers on the first day of the Royal Ascot horse race meeting in Ascot, England Britain Royal Ascot, United Kingdom - 19 Jun 2018

In which this same hat is accompanied by a musical flourish.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hugh Routledge/REX/Shutterstock (9717518e) A racegoer arrives at the course. Royal Ascot, Day 1, Ascot Racecourse, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This one for SURE poked a bystander in the eye.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hugh Routledge/REX/Shutterstock (9717520ad) A racegoer arrives for Ladies Day. Royal Ascot, Day 3, Ascot Racecourse, UK - 21 Jun 2018

"Hello, I'm just literally wearing a headless bird on my noggin."

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hugh Routledge/REX/Shutterstock (9717518t) A racegoer arrives at the course. Royal Ascot, Day 1, Ascot Racecourse, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This is very on theme!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hugh Routledge/REX/Shutterstock (9717519k) A racegoer arrives at the course. Royal Ascot, Day 2, Ascot Racecourse, UK - 20 Jun 2018

She has a FESTIVE TORNADO whirling about her face!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ben Cawthra/REX/Shutterstock (9721723ay) A man in an elaborate, horse themed hat attends day one of Royal Ascot Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018

Slow clap, good sir, slow clap.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Hugh Routledge/REX/Shutterstock (9717519q) A racegoer arrives at the course. Royal Ascot, Day 2, Ascot Racecourse, UK - 20 Jun 2018

This is of the genre I call EXPLODING FEATHERS!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Ireland/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9720098g) Racegoers pose for photos as they arrive on the first day of the Royal Ascot horse race meeting in Ascot, England Britain Royal Ascot, United Kingdom - 19 Jun 2018

A continued example of EXPLODING FEATHERS. (I love this one. It's so dramatic, but the color scheme is so elegant.)

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9720328b) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This is a great marriage of a hat and a hijab.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Ireland/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9720098k) A racegoer poses for photos on the first day of the Royal Ascot horse race meeting in Ascot, England Britain Royal Ascot, United Kingdom - 19 Jun 2018

A variation of the tried and true BIRD ON MY HEAD sort of hat.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Sorge/racingfotos.com/REX/Shutterstock (9723701d) Fashion on Ladies Day, woman with hat at the racecourse. Horse Racing - 21 Jun 2018

Speaking of birds on people's heads.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Ireland/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9720098r) A racegoer poses for photographers on the first day of the Royal Ascot horse race meeting in Ascot, England Britain Royal Ascot, United Kingdom - 19 Jun 2018

This one is so delicate for also being SO HUGE.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9720328o) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018

Imagine standing behind this woman!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by DAVID HARTLEY/REX/Shutterstock (9720331bi) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This is a millinary salute to the step-and-repeats favored by Anna Wintour, I decided.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by DAVID HARTLEY/REX/Shutterstock (9720331o) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This is dramatic and gorgeous and would also be an amazing lamp shade.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9721609ai) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 19 Jun 2018

Those plants look like they might literally be growing out of her head.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9721609ao) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 19 Jun 2018

FWIW, I also appreciate the snake on her dress.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9721609aq) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day One, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 19 Jun 2018

Lady bugs!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ben Cawthra/REX/Shutterstock (9721723am) A racegoers with a horse themed hat watches members of the Royal Family arrive at day one of Royal Ascot at Ascot racecourse in Berkshire Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018 The 5 day showcase event, which is one of the highlights of the racing calendar, has been held at the famous Berkshire course since 1711 and tradition is a hallmark of the meeting. Top hats and tails remain compulsory in parts of the course.

This pony is popping out to say cuckcoo!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ben Cawthra/REX/Shutterstock (9721723ba) A racegoer in an anti Brexit outfit and hat attends day one of Royal Ascot Royal Ascot, Day One, UK - 19 Jun 2018

This look says, "ask me how I feel about Brexit!"

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9723718c) Ascot race goers pose with their hats in front of a Union flag on Ladies' Day (Day 3) Royal Ascot, Day Three, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 21 Jun 2018

I appreciate her "TA-DAH!!!" pose here.

Larisa Katz

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by DAVID HARTLEY/REX/Shutterstock (9722500r) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day Two, UK - 20 Jun 2018

This is UH-MAZING and also she was surely unable to negotiate moving or sitting at all throughout the day. (This appears to be Larisa Katz, who shows up every year in something of her own making. Her Instagram documents Ascot and Cannes, her other main stomping ground, and it's Quite Something.)

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by DAVID HARTLEY/REX/Shutterstock (9722500k) Tracey Rose with her England Football net hat. . Royal Ascot, Day Two, UK - 20 Jun 2018

PERFECT for a World Cup year!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9723718m) Ascot race goers pose with their hats in front of a Union flag on Ladies' Day (Day 3) Royal Ascot, Day Three, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 21 Jun 2018

FEATHERS!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Ireland/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9723482z) A racegoer attends the third day of the Royal Ascot horse race meeting, which is traditionally known as Ladies Day, in Ascot, England Britain Royal , Ascot, United Kingdom - 21 Jun 2018

BUTTERFLIES!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tim Rooke/REX/Shutterstock (9723600a) Racegoer Royal Ascot, Day Three, UK - 21 Jun 2018

Every bit of this is fantastic.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9723630d) Racegoer during Ladies day Royal Ascot, Day Three, UK - 21 Jun 2018

This is delicate and lovely.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Sorge/racingfotos.com/REX/Shutterstock (9723701ab) Fashion on Ladies Day, woman with hat at the racecourse. Horse Racing - 21 Jun 2018

Glamorous AND pointy!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Sorge/racingfotos.com/REX/Shutterstock (9723701ao) Fashion on Ladies Day, woman with hat and man with top hat at the racecourse. Horse Racing - 21 Jun 2018

This hat is perfect for Pride.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Sorge/racingfotos.com/REX/Shutterstock (9723701n) Fashion on Ladies Day, woman with hat at the racecourse. Horse Racing - 21 Jun 2018

For some reason, the sunglasses really sell this?

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9723718n) Ascot race goers pose with their hats in front of a Union flag on Ladies' Day (Day 3) Royal Ascot, Day Three, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 21 Jun 2018

This is clearly the Feathers District of this post.

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Sorge/racingfotos.com/REX/Shutterstock (9723701s) Fashion on Ladies Day, woman with hat at the racecourse. Horse Racing - 21 Jun 2018

Bees!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Sorge/racingfotos.com/REX/Shutterstock (9723701v) Fashion on Ladies Day, woman with hat at the racecourse. Horse Racing - 21 Jun 2018

Stained glass!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9723718r) Ascot race goers pose with their hats in front of a Union flag on Ladies' Day (Day 3) Royal Ascot, Day Three, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 21 Jun 2018

A full-on floral arrangement!

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jed Leicester/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9722558d) A race goer wearing a coat hanger hat arrives at Day 2 of Ascot Royal Ascot, Day Two, Ascot Racecourse, Berkshire - 20 Jun 2018

Clothes hangers?!??! (This one literally made me chortle with joy.0

2018 Royal Ascot Hats
Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9723855a) Ladies Day fashion. Royal Ascot, Day Three, UK - 21 Jun 2018

I LOVE this one. It's so tropical! Ascot, you're the best.

The Best Hats of Ascot!
Feathers! Birds! Flowers! Football!

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