Penelope Cruz (in Chanel) and Ricky Martin

I understand they're both married to other people, and that Ricky doesn't want to marry a woman, but in another universe, this would be a very attractive couple! Ricky is a dreamboat here, and Penelope, who was the guest of honor at this event, looks VERY festive.

Penelope Cruz and Rebecca Hall

Penelope Cruz is very gorgeous, of course, but I'm not sure if I love her heavy bangs. Rebecca Hall looks fine! Professional, reasonable, and....

Kristen Wiig

....like she could be Wiig's sister. While we're here, while I cannot comment on most of this look, because the backdrop/carpet has once again created a floating head, two arms, and a sliver of stomach -- is she wearing a belly chain? I CANNOT go back to these.

Diane Kruger in Emilia Wickstead

My kingdom for like ONE MORE INCH of shirt. (She is dreamy, of course, but this feels like it's threatening us with underboob.)

Rosalía

I low-key love how REASONABLE this is but I feel like someone should have sent her some more diamonds to jazz it up.

Riley Keough in Chanel

I can't wait to see her in Daisy Jones and the Six, for which she is perfect casting, BUT. I can't sign off on this. It's VERY I Borrowed This From My Rich Grandma, which I generally support, but if you're going to do that, I think you need to do more with the overall styling.

Rebecca Dayan

This is a dressing gown but it is a beautiful one.

Anne Hathaway in Chanel

This is abjectly fine. (I might have given her a little moto jacket.)

Leslie Mann in Chanel

TBH....this one might win for me?

The Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit Brought Legit A-Listers

And their abs!