> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The Neutrals of amfAR - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-neutrals-of-amfar/ - Published: 2022-05-27T14:45:13.000Z - Updated: 2022-05-27T03:00:03.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18 ## Naomi Campbell in Schiaparelli ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/05/gettyimages-1399439393-1653618759.jpg) CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Naomi Campbell attending amfAR Gala Cannes 2022 at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 26, 2022 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for amfAR) I am pleased that she didn't slip into the Mônot trap everyone else did. Naomi Campbell should not need to swim in those waters, and indeed she is not. This giant jacket-cape is creating an unsettling optical illusion that someone is standing behind her and reaching around her. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/GettyImages-1399439390-1653619442.jpg) CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Naomi Campbell attending amfAR Gala Cannes 2022 at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 26, 2022 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for amfAR) I don't think it NEEDED the cape. Maybe she was cold. ## Kat Graham in Philosophy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143fs-1653595877.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143fs) Kat Graham 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 A fisherman's net is not pants. ## Christina Aguilera ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143fj-1653595851.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143fj) Christina Aguilera 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Those slithering snakes are extremely unsettling, but I love the touch that her hair is styled in a way that evokes them. ## Claire Foy in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143dn-1653595798.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dn) Claire Foy 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 She has gotten the most reasonable Mônot in existence. ## Cara Delevingne in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143dr-1653595812.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dr) Cara Delevingne 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Honestly, even this one is considered "got off easy." ## Cindy Bruna in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143dh-1653595774.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dh) Cindy Bruna 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Monot I MEAN. ## Eva Longoria in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147co-1653596063.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147co) Eva Longoria 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Danger, Eva! Move carefully. ## Nina Agdal in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143de-1653618751.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143de) Nina Agdal 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Monot It honestly feels like the entire runway show got loaned out for this event. ## Hana Cross ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ho-1653595933.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ho) Hana Cross 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Fair to assume that's also Mônot? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143hl-1653595919.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143hl) Hana Cross 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 This is a defensive stance if ever I've seen one. Just hold it in place and then nothing can go wrong! ## Isabeli Fontana in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147et-1653596074.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147et) Isabeli Fontana 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 This, from the front, is exactly as you imagine. ## Natasha Poly ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ce-1653595745.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ce) Natasha Poly 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Dundas Psych! This one is by Dundas, although even the Mônot people probably looked at it for a second and thought, "Wait, we made that... right? *Did* we?" ## Elsa Hosk in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143dj-1653595784.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dj) Elsa Hosk 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Valentino I guess this is reasonable. It's like Alice in Wonderland meets Little Jenny Humphrey. ## Charli XCX in Jean Paul Gaultier ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143bq-1653595710-scaled.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143bq) Charli XCX 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier Same Outfit as Catwalk Model \*12777508k This is 2022 Gaultier, and feels like a half-baked and poorly reheated Gaultier. ## Casey Affleck and Caylee Cowan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ci-1653595754.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ci) Casey Affleck and Caylee Cowan 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Casey's suit is very nice. He is 46 and she is 24\. I didn't know that until the last time we featured them. She DOES kind of look like she could be his kid and it's weird. ## Candice Huffine ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147bv-1653596025.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147bv) Candice Huffine 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 This has a solid white back that really does look like someone just took two halves of a dress and tied them together. ## Stella Maxwell ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143fr-1653595862.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143fr) Stella Maxwell 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 This is so reaasonable. ## Hofit Golan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143bs-1653595731.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143bs) Hofit Golan 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 As is this! I even like it! We're two for two! ## Sabrina Elba ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143eh-1653595837.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143eh) Sabrina Dhowre Elba 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 This is... okay? That seam across her front is unappealing, but it fits. You KNOW I am going to say her necklace should be bigger, though. I am a broken record on that score. ## Lena Mahfouf ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ii-1653595960.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ii) Lena Mahfouf 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Like THIS necklace, She is here for our necklace consultation needs. Her dress is forgettable, but that still puts us on a decent roll here. Can we keep it up? ## Fancy Alexandersson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143im-1653595979.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143im) Fancy Alexandersson 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 No. No we cannot. ## Duckie Thot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ig-1653595946.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ig) Duckie Thot 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 This could be worse, and by this slideshow's standards "could be worse" is high praise. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143gp-1653595906.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143gp) Indya Moore 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143gp) Indya Moore 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 ## Sabrina Carpenter in Mônot ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ee-1653595823.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ee) Sabrina Carpenter 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Monot I thought those were just two silly bits of frippery at her hips... ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ed-1653618741.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ed) Sabrina Carpenter 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Monot ... and I was correct, they ARE silly, THIS IS ALL SILLY. ## Alton Mason ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143fw-1653595891.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143fw) Alton Mason 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 He is DETERMINED to bring tinted shades back in, by jove. ## Kylian Mbappe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143ip-1653595992.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143ip) Kylian Mbappe 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Well. He is dreamy. ## Tallia Storm ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147bs-1653596005.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147bs) Talia Storm 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 For a second, I thought this was Lindsey Vonn, but in fact, tonight the role of Noted Saloon Owner is being played by Tallia Storm. ## LaKeith Stanfield in Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147bt-1653596015.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147bt) LaKeith Stanfield 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Dior Men I know the hat says Dior on it, but this is definitely not a ballcap event, and ESPECIALLY not in that color with this outfit. ## Noemie Lenoir ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147bw-1653596036.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147bw) Noemie Lenoir 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 Wearing Off-White Same Outfit as catwalk model Cindy Crawford \*12826863am I guess this is pinkish; at the time I made this slideshow I thought it was a beigey neutral. Oh well. It's BAD, I know that. She has a real moth problem. ## Maye Musk ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958147en-1653619917.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12958147en) Maye Musk 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 She is undeniably cool looking, but dang, I was bummed when I found out (years ago, at this point) that Elon is her son. I hoped she was just... another Musk. She said something about how she's worried about him and I thought, "Oh, is it because he's INCREASINGLY TERRIBLE," and it turns out it's just because people on Twitter make fun of him. A mother's love, I suppose. I don't actually know much about her as a person. [Her Wiki page is a ride](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maye%5FMusk?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- apparently her dad was a "chiropractor and amateur archaeologist" who spent a decade taking them to look for the Lost City of the Kalahari?!? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12958143dc-1653595764.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12958143dc) Maye Musk 28th annual amfAR Gala, Arrivals, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022 I do not know what the hell THAT is supposed to mean. Is it a literal play on a smoking jacket? Is she explaining what she's doing every time her back is turned? Is she going to stand outside and be a signpost for the people who are looking to sneak a cig? [Everyone Else at the amfAR Gala Wore Black or WhiteZzzz.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/05/gettyimages-1399439393-1653618759.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/everyone-else-at-the-amfar-gala-wore-black-or-white-05-2022/)