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# The New Father of the Bride is Nigh
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-new-father-of-the-bride-is-nigh-06-2022/
- Published: 2022-06-06T19:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2022-06-06T23:49:54.000Z
- Description: Will the tux be black, or navy blue?!?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

The first (no! Second! I forgot about the Elizabeth Taylor one!) *Father of the Bride* is a delightful movie, but I am all in on Andy Garcia and Gloria Estefan as a couple, and would watch a film where it's just THEM and we don't have to spend any time with their kids. [It does sound like they have more of a plot written into this one than Diane Keaton/Steve Martin did](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4L-jBx0eRU&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), but like, I want to see those two on vacation where the rhythm gets them and they do the conga. And then Cher shows up on a helicopter, because all movies should end that way.

In this shot, we have Andy looking like a man who sits in a wing chair every night and puffs on a pipe while reading leather-bound classics; Gloria, dressed as the goddamn gift she is; Diego Boneta and Adria Arjona, the bride and groom, looking on-trend and perfectly nice; Chloe Fineman, in a corset and shoes that don't go; the director on the left, who might need socks; and cast member Casey Thomas Brown on the right, who absolutely does NOT need socks, but that's only because he's apparently wearing shower shoes -- which he seems to regret, and rightly -- and those should *never* have socks unless you're getting your morning paper.

###### \[Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images\]