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# The New Fugland Patriots
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-new-fugland-patriots-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-09T16:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-03T05:49:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Man Fugs, Photos, athletes, bad hair, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-new-fugland-patriots/)

Our nation is grappling with many insidious problems right now, but none -- NONE -- are more perilous to our impressionable youth than the state of Tom Brady's hair, which has taken a turn for the worse this week down in Brazil. It's time we shed some light on the chronological evolution, or devolution, of this monstrous man-coif so as to try and understand where thing went wrong and what -- if anything -- can be done to right the ship. Come on, Fug Nation Brain Trust. America is counting on you.

\[Photos: Getty and Splash News\]