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Tiffany Haddish
'Nobody's Fool' film premiere, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
Even Tiffany seems skeptical of this jumpsuit, which is a cross between Juicy Couture sweatpants, a camisole, and three skirts from Baby Gap. Her wig for this party is also not one of her best. The whole look is just askew. Keep the earrings and start again, milady.
Amber Riley in Rue 107
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Amber Riley
Paramount Pictures, Paramount Players, Tyler Perry Studios and BET Films Present the World Premiere of 'Nobody's Fool', New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
I decided I want Amber to play Alexa in Jasmine Guillory's The Wedding Date, which in a fair and just world would be turned into a movie pronto. I trust that they would find her better dresses than this, though. Those sleeves are a lot.
Tika Sumpter
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Tika Sumpter
'Nobody's Fool' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
But Tika's dress is worse, to me, because -- gorgeously orange though it is -- that thing is mashing her chest like the Thanksgiving potatoes. Her nipples are going to turn inward.
Tika and Whoopi
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Tika Sumpter, Whoopi Goldberg
'Nobody's Fool' film premiere, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
From this angle, you can see how much it cuts into them, and also, you can see that Whoopi is wearing tartan leggings. She looks like if Vivienne Westwood did a Hamilton collection.
Tika Sumpter
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Tika Sumpter, Omari Hardwick
Paramount Pictures, Paramount Players, Tyler Perry Studios and BET Films Present the World Premiere of "Nobody's Fool" - After Party, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
Tika changed for the afterparty into a dress that is nicer to her chest. I wonder if her circulation demanded it.
Danielle Brooks
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Danielle Brooks
'Nobody's Fool' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
I like the boots and coat, but not the turtleneck, really. (This feels sort of Markle-inspired, doesn't it?) This outfit also made me laugh, because it's a million degrees in LA but it does still dip below 60 at night, so everyone here is REALLY EAGER to get out their jackets and sweaters even when the 90 degree temps haven't quite abated.
Michael K. Williams
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Michael K. Williams
'Nobody's Fool' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
Omar from The Wire would be so surprised that he grew up to make such snazzy entrances.
Corbin Bernsen
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Corbin Bernsen
'Nobody's Fool' film premiere, New York, USA - 28 Oct 2018
Yes, you read that right. This is Corbin Bernsen. ARNIE BECKER! Apparently he's agitating for a role as Patrick Stewart's brother in something. I hope he gets it.