August 2001
Her roommate is going to be SO PISSED to find out what Samaire did to her missing baseball jersey.
November 2001
Yep, that's Aaron Paul from "Breaking Bad." They dated. That's all I have to say; this is a "fugging and learning" moment.
March 2002
That's a satin poncho right? It's a satin poncho.
March 2002
Little Black Straps, don't fail her now.
August 2002
The SHOES. Weren't those already dated by the time August 2002 rolled around?
March 2003
This is from that time when young celebrities dressed like they shopped exclusively in Macy's juniors department.
September 2003
See? The skirts are devious.
November 2003
It really makes me laugh how often there used to be giant bashes for video game releases, and new versions of cell phones. Her outfit makes me laugh in an acid-flashback way. And her purse also makes me laugh, but in a warm way that suggests I, too, would want to carry one.
November 2003
This outfit also made a guest appearance in Rachel Bilson's Fugstory, but I couldn't resist including it again because that shirt is seriously a sequined battle of the Greek gods.
February 2004
It physically hurts me that this predates our attendance at Fashion Week, so we didn't get to make a Rich Newsie joke about this at the time.
April 2004
She apparently really loves those boots. And her pelvis. That is so much pelvis.
June 2004
This garment existed in the world. AND PROBABLY STILL DOES SOMEWHERE. Is your spine chilled?
June 2004
Moulin Ewge.
August 2004
With apologies to these other two ladies, who look perfectly normal: I really think we need to leave our future alien overlords a note that says, "Please just ignore 2004."
December 2004
We also need to disavow jeans that had a half-inch zipper. That blouse could have been all right if we weren't looking at her entire groin.
January 2006
... The necklace is cool?
May 2010
An older Samaire was a more restrained Samaire.
October 2012
And a pregnant Samaire was an awesomely sparkly Samaire.
January 2013
And a three-months-postpartum Samaire was a pretty darn chic Samaire.
May 2013
And now she's still rocking the cute short hair, but with way better clothes supporting it. It's nice to see a happy ending on one of these, isn't it?