> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The O.C.'s Tenth Anniversary: A Mischa Barton Fugstory, Part 2 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-o-c-s-tenth-anniversary-a-mischa-barton-fugstory-part-2/ - Published: 2013-08-09T16:30:51.000Z - Updated: 2013-08-09T16:58:37.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## September 2006 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sept2006.xml) Is it a loincloth? A plaid diaper? Is she wearing ANYTHING protective underneath it? Did she make it herself? ARE THERE OTHERS OUT THERE? ## April 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/08/april2007.jpg) This was the apex of our national High-Waisted Jeans Catastrophe. ## May 2007 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/74096522_10.xml) I am not a huge fan of heavy white satin, and the beadwork looks like a cluster of roaches. It could have been fine, and it's not A GROIN TOURNIQUET OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!, but meh. And her boob is giving it the heave. ## May 2007 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/74206965_10.xml) Dress, fine; hair, styled by a convertible? ## May 2007 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/74230408_10.xml) She's now 21, or thereabouts, and yet again she's picked something black and white that's too old for her. And which I don't think she can carry. That's Joan Collins level of diva. ## May 2007 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/74262482_10.xml) The back is cool, but it also looks like mischief -- like someone hugged her so that she couldn't see their hands, while they sprinkled POISON. ## April 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/80841190_10.xml) All this makes me think of is the Chevy Chase movie *Vacation*, where he gets stuck owning a Family Truckster in Metallic Pee. ## April 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/80869950_10.xml) I hated this at the time, but now i find it amusing. ## May 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/80999290_10.xml) However, I stand by how much I disliked this. It is AWFUL and not even in the same time zone as "properly fit." ## June 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/81497594_10.xml) Seriously, did she design these outfits herself during a late-night insomnia-fueled crafting binge? ## July 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/81892714_10.xml) The misses are so much harder to stomach when she turns out something this great, and you see all the potential. ## July 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/july2008.xml) Way, way too short, and also, brown tights just make you look like you took a romantic swim in Wonkatown with Augustus Gloop. ## September 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/76651447_10.xml) Bonkers. She's at a Marc Jacobs fashion show, so this is probably his fault, but still: JUST SAY NO. ## September 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/82927424_10.xml) What is happening on her head?!? ## October 2008 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/83379592_10.xml) By now she was apparently working as a local car wash's holiday snow elf. ## January 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jan2009.xml) This could have been cool, if it had an extra two or three inches on both ends. As it was, she totally nip-slipped in this. Also, can we study the difference between her and the woman behind her, who is in pants and a winter coat? And is covering her mouth with a scarf? Maybe she's just trying not to be recognized, or trying not to be sick. ## January 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jan2009-2.xml) "I have confidence in confiiiiiidence alooooooone! Besides which, you see, I have Con. Fi. Dence. In. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" ## April 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/86225727_10.xml) She looks really tall and dreamy in this. Through the hair you can see a snazzy metallic necklace as well. ## April 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/april2009-2.xml) Those pants do not speak any language I understand. ## August 2009 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/89573299_10.xml) Serving up twisted cat's cradle realness. ## April 2010 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/infphoto_1235655.xml) Turn around and go back inside. Please. ## July 2010 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/91761_43061pcn_mischa03-419x723.xml) .... I have stared at this dress so long, trying to find the words, that my brain blocked it out entirely and now I'm just wondering why her hair is ACTUALLY straw-colored. ## September 2010 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sept2010.xml) AND THEN THESE LEGGINGS. The early 2000s were a tough, maligned time, but at least they never wrought THESE. ## November 2010 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/106608936_10.xml) The Gap from 1996 is praying, "Please don't drag us into this... PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT WHAT I MADE... please don't remind them..." ## March 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/march2012.xml) Is it too on-the-nose to call this get up "dotty"? It is. But I'm going to do it anyway. ## July 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/july2012.xml) Whatever this is, it's probably about to have its own show on Starz. ## November 2012 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/155612416_10.xml) I LOVE her Melbourne Cup hat, though. It's like an artistic rendering of steam coming off a hot cup of coffee. ## April 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/167300675_10.xml) The Colonel Sanders jokes are just too easy. ## April, 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/april2013.xml) WORDS. ## July 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ffn_barton_mischa_api_070413_51147337.xml) The outfit is fine, but what's with the David Bowie makeup? Mischa, listen up: YOUR FACE HAS NEVER BEEN THE PROBLEM. Don't mess with what's never failed you. [The O.C.'s Tenth Anniversary: A Mischa Barton Fugstory, Part 2This part covers a lot of the territory that made Fug Madness her province. Beginning with this. WHAT IS THIS PELVIC HELLBONNET? Part 1 is here. \[Photos: Getty, Splash, INF, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sept2006.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-o-c-s-tenth-anniversary-a-mischa-barton-fugstory-part-2-08-2013/)