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Zendaya in Jacquemus

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Zendaya attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I have not historically been a fan of Jacquemus, but they made this for her and it shows. There is no room for error in that bodice and it's sitting EXACTLY where they would like.

Zendaya

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Zendaya attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

Those earrings are FANTASTIC, especially with that head scarf. And what's nifty about that is...

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Zendaya promoting new movie 'The Odyssey' on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)

... it's all built in, and not in a way that looks like it restricts her motion at all. It's a nifty detail.

Anne Hathaway in Blumarine

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Anne Hathaway attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I have to be honest, I do not love the thigh-high boots on Anne in general. This whole ensemble feels like she's a tragique momfluencer at Coachella. All she's missing is a giant hat, a Stanley, and some copy about how Perelel vitamins have changed her life.

Lupita Nyong'o in Chanel

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Lupita Nyong'o attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I appreciate what they're trying to do here, but the skirt is trying too hard. The giant boxy slit is so unflattering; I think it could've been a mini with no slit and no giant placemat on her right.

Lupita

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Lupita Nyong'o leaving The Corinthia Hotel promoting new movie 'The Odyssey' on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)

This is better but would ALSO be cuter as a miniskirt.

Lupita

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 04: Lupita Nyong'o departing The Corinthia Hotel promoting new movie 'The Odyssey' on July 04, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)

I enjoy the confident color story on this, with red and yellow/gold, but not so much the overall design.

Tom Holland in Prada

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Tom Holland attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I think I hate those jeans. They just stick out like a sore thumb against everything else going on here.

Himesh Patel

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Himesh Patel poses at the London Photocall for "The Odyssey" at IET London: Savoy Place on July 5, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Grant Buchanan/Dave Benett/WireImage)

I really like him -- he's great in Station Eleven, and The Franchise, that very imperfect Hollywood parody show on HBO that I thought was less smug and annoying than The Studio but I am perhaps the only one. He looks very handsome. And got his start on EastEnders! Hooray for soaps.

Samantha Morton in McQueen

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Samantha Morton attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

She's playing Circe in the movie, and this is flat but fine I guess. Where is Charlize, also? Maybe she decided to sneak into the T&T wedding instead but can't post about it because then people will know she blew off work.

John Leguizamo

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: John Leguizamo attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

I did not recognize him at first. He's giving shades of... who, exactly? I was going to say Timothy Olyphant but he's a silver fox now.

Matt Damon

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Matt Damon attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

He looks like Matt Damon, and also like maybe he was hoping to nip over to Wimbledon later. I am surprised he -- and the other men -- was not sweltering.

Robert Pattinson

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Robert Pattinson attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

This looks... 60 percent styled, and 40 percent "oh whatever, my bottom half is comfortable from when I was flopped on the couch watching tennis at home, I'm going to leave it."

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Robert Pattinson attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

But as usual, his hair looks CRAZY. I am profoundly fond of how bonkers his head-suit is at all times.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Robert Pattinson attends "The Odyssey" Photocall at the IET Building: Savoy Place on July 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Shane Anthony Sinclair/Getty Images)

Sir, you are a hoot.

Zendaya Looks Every Inch the Goddess for "The Odyssey"
It's just really well done.

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