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Zendaya in Matières Fécales

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Zendaya attends the Universal Pictures presents THE ODYSSEY New York Premiere on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)

It seems as though it was very warm in New York on this day, and I wonder if that accounts for the fact that she looks like she is actively wilting -- a real rarity with her. (To be clearer. The head-styling may have missed the mark regardless of heat; I think slicking back her short hair and letting the dress be the primary source of drama would have been ideal. (To be clear: The actual dress portion works fine.)

Zendaya at "The Odyssey" New York Premiere held at AMC Lincoln Square on July 14, 2026 in New York, New York. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Deadline via Getty Images)

Seen from the back: the wig is a giant frayed braid. It doesn't work and it detracts from the gown, for me.

Zendaya at "The Odyssey" New York Premiere held at AMC Lincoln Square on July 14, 2026 in New York, New York. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

However, as usual, she found a way to serve excellent face regardless. It just took some wind.

Anne Hathaway in Prada

US actress Anne Hathaway attends "The Odyssey" premiere at the AMC Lincoln Square in New York on July 14, 2026. (Photo by ANGELA WEISS / AFP via Getty Images)

The wind also gave Anne an assist. She looks nice, but seeing the skirt flutter back there seals the deal.

Lupita Nyong'o in Nicholas Oakwell Couture

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Lupita Nyong'o attends the premiere of "The Odyssey" presented by Universal Pictures on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)

Not usually a fan of the boob cups in the corset, but overall this shimmers in a delicious way on her. She looks immaculate.

Samantha Morton in Maison Margiela

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Samantha Morton attends the premiere of "The Odyssey" presented by Universal Pictures on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)

This is PERFECT for Hot Caftan Summer.

Charlize in Dior

Charlize Theron at "The Odyssey" New York Premiere held at AMC Lincoln Square on July 14, 2026 in New York, New York. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

The shoes with the weird curled-up toes are throwing me off, but otherwise this is pretty hot. I am obsessed with this phase of her bob -- it's looked SO good for the last several months. I would love to march in somewhere with a kick-ass bob and that lip and her Suffer No Fools vibe.

Jon Bernthal

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Jon Bernthal attends "The Odyssey" New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

I am NOT obsessed with this phase of HIS bob.

Himesh Patel

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Himesh Patel attends "The Odyssey" New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Ooooh, that leather shirt must have been sweaty. HE doesn't look sweaty, though.

Corey Hawkins

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Corey Hawkins attends "The Odyssey" New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

This is fine. He kind of looks like a chef in that jacket.

Elliot Page

US actor Elliot Page attends "The Odyssey" premiere at the AMC Lincoln Square in New York on July 14, 2026. (Photo by ANGELA WEISS / AFP via Getty Images)

It's the right idea, but a bit too rumpled. Again, how much of that is due to everyone melting and being slightly less precise as a result?

John Leguizamo

John Leguizamo at "The Odyssey" New York Premiere held at AMC Lincoln Square on July 14, 2026 in New York, New York. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

But this is still sleek, so SHRUG.

Tom Holland in Fear of God

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Tom Holland attends the premiere of "The Odyssey" presented by Universal Pictures on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)

This giving After Work Drinks at Dr Evil's Lair.

Matt Damon and Luciana Damon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: (L-R) Luciana Barroso and Matt Damon attend the premiere of "The Odyssey" presented by Universal Pictures on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Universal Pictures)

These poor extras stuck standing there dressed as soldiers. At least their skirts look breezy? Also Matt and Luciana look very nice.

Luciana Barroso, Matt Damon and Isabella Damon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: (L-R) Luciana Barroso, Matt Damon and Isabella Damon attend "The Odyssey" New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

But Isabella looks REALLY fantastic.

Teyonah Parris

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Teyonah Parris attends "The Odyssey" New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

I was hoping she'd turn out to be in this movie, but her next project is Matchbox: The Movie, which sadly isn't by Christopher Nolan but I think I'd appreciate him more if he DID take on projects based on toys (men tinkering with nukes don't count). She glows, even in this very bridesmaidy color.

Spike Lee

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 14: Spike Lee attends "The Odyssey" New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on July 14, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Very dapper! I'm surprised he isn't still in Knicks colors -- just in the sense that it feels like that emotional party would still be raging.

The Odyssey Flew Into NYC With Wings
And a lot of dark colors on the men.

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