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Charlize Theron in Givenchy

US-South African actress Charlize Theron attends the LA premiere of Netflix's "The Old Guard 2" at the Tudum theatre in Los Angeles on June 25, 2025. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

Yeah, obviously she's very hot and I always liked it when Charlize goes hot but also -- are we really still doing this? It's....kinda boring. Which is really something when we're talking about a fishnet bodysut.

Uma Thurman

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 25: Uma Thurman attends the Los Angeles Premiere of Netflix's "The Old Guard 2" at Netflix Tudum Theater on June 25, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Maya Dehlin Spach/Getty Images)

This is very 90s -- especially the shoes! -- and as such, I welcome it. (I'd argue that Uma is herself a 90s icon, so it makes extra sense.)

KiKi Layne

US actress KiKi Layne attends the LA premiere of Netflix's "The Old Guard 2" at the Tudum theatre in Los Angeles on June 25, 2025. (Photo by VALERIE MACON / AFP) (Photo by VALERIE MACON/AFP via Getty Images)

This is very pretty and I don't even know if I think it needs that (major) necklace.

Marwan Kenzari

Marwan Kenzari at "The Old Guard 2" Los Angeles premiere held at the Netflix Tudum Theater on June 25, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

He's very handsome and I wish the step and repeat hadn't conspired against him to make him look like a floating torso!

Chiwetel Ejiofor

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 25: Chiwetel Ejiofor attends the Los Angeles Premiere of Netflix's "The Old Guard 2" at Netflix Tudum Theater on June 25, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Maya Dehlin Spach/Getty Images)

HANDSOME. Let's remake Ocean's 11 and make this man the star.

Henry Golding

Henry Golding at "The Old Guard 2" Los Angeles premiere held at the Netflix Tudum Theater on June 25, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

He can co-star. Let's go!

Charlize Goes Pantless at the Premiere of Old Guard 2
Honestly SNOOZE. (Although this cast is gorgeous.)

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