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# The Olsen Twins Remain Allergic To The Element of Surprise
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-olsen-twins-remain-allergic-to-the-element-of-surprise-06-2017/
- Published: 2017-06-06T17:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-06T02:35:42.000Z
- Description: Let's fix that for them.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, CFDA, SIGH, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

"Hello. We're former actors and general moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. If you've been missing us from your lives since *New York Minute*, we're moderately pleased to share that you can buy our forthcoming spoken-word album, *Hmm*, featuring slam jams like 'Nah' and 'I *Guess*' and 'You Would Only Say That If You Didn't Really Know Me, But Okay.' Featuring at least two tracks delivered in German-accented English, and our seminal harp-accompanied piece, 'Fun Is Made-Up.' There's even a call-and-response song with our sister Elizabeth Olsen called, '*Do* You, Though?' and then a cameo by Nellie Olesen from *Little House On The Prairie* where we passive-aggressively *mmm-hmm* a bunch of old audio clips of Half-Pint. Buy it now on Tidal and receive a foreword from Jay Z that's entirely the three of us saying 'Uh-huh' back and forth at each other."

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