Eddie & Hannah Redmayne

I really like this dress on Hannah and I know someone else has worn it and I cannot remember when and I'm too lazy to look it up, so there's that. Eddie looks very much like he's wearing the work of a stylist. 

Felicity Jones

This dress is secretly swell but imagine it with more makeup! I say that as a woman who rarely wears makeup herself, but she needs GIANT lashes with this.

Kristin Scott Thomas

Good evening, my be-caped queen.

Olga Kurylenko

"Hello, yes, I DO wish I were wearing that amazing gold dress behind me. STOP ASKING."

Daniel Chatto and Lady Sarah Chatto

Lady Sarah Chatto is Princess Margaret's daughter and damn those Windsor genes are strong. She is CLEARLY Princess Anne's cousin, and I enjoy that she's wearing a ton of jewelry that she surely all owns. Her husband here was an actor; I wonder if he corners Meghan at parties and they swap audition horror stories.

Bianca Jagger and David Armstrong-Jones,

Bianca Jagger looks like a glorious bad-ass, yet again, and David Armstrong-Jones is Princess Margaret's other child and he ALSO looks just like Princess Anne to me. Also kind of like Tom Jones.

Eva Herzigova

A lot of these Dior looks -- like this one -- sing so much more for me when the person wearing them actually wears them like a normal person would, i.e., with her own blazer over them.

Gemma Arterton

Dior is all in for these story of....pantyhose-style bodices, a descriptor that reads more negatively than I even mean it, because I don't hate them. Though this is rather dull. (Sorry, Gemma!)

Noomi Rapace

SHE'LL be dull when she's dead!

Many Fancy People Came to the Opening of the Dior Exhibit at the V&A

I want to go to there.